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I just saw the new Halloween movie. One scene involves the main teenage girl breaking up with her boyfriend, then her orbiter starts complimenting her incessantly. As you may guess the orbiter is not too attractive: he's fat and short. Clueless as he is, the orbiter tries to kiss his teenage crush. She yells at him, "I don't want you!" Then she throws him to the ground, calls him pathetic, and flips him off as she walks away.
But you know who she doesn't call pathetic? Michael Myers. When she sees him, she reacts hysterically and runs screaming. That feeling of superiority she just had is completely gone.
I'd rather be Michael Myers than the orbiter.
But you know who she doesn't call pathetic? Michael Myers. When she sees him, she reacts hysterically and runs screaming. That feeling of superiority she just had is completely gone.
I'd rather be Michael Myers than the orbiter.