Here are my thoughts
In terms of safety:
1. Cloud (Nested away from trouble, stable politics, have control of their jinchuriki, very strong)
2. Stone (stable leadership, protected by mountains, strong)
3. Sand (hard to reach for enemies. However, politically unstable and leadership given to excessive experimentation, no control of jinchuriki until adult Gaara)
4. Konoha (internal conflict - uchiha crisis & danzo machinations, contributed most members to Akatsuki, Orochimaru kindapping kids, 9 tails attack, always warring - 4 of 5 kages died in battle, surrounded by potential enemies - cloud, mist, sand, akatsuki, sound village)
5. Mist (explanation not needed)
In terms of economy:
1. Konoha (good location - geographically accessible, low transport costs, most resources - temperate climate, lots of mountains, abundant forests, sea access, strong leadership, multiculturalism via migration can hint at prosperity, lower comparative costs for necessities, however, too much conflict - likely higher taxes, market wide confidence might suffer)
2. Cloud (stable, safer so more confidence, sea access, mountains for mineral extraction, control of Jinchuriki and less war = lower military spending and lower taxes, more arable than stone so not as dependent on trade, proximity to resource rich konoha will benefit both sides, costs may be higher or lower than konoha hard to say)
3. Stone (stable leadership, overabundance of mountains, particle style can smooth out troublesome topography to facilitate trade however distant location and poor terrain diversity still means higher transport and production costs, will probably import a lot of necessities, smaller human capital, costlier all round)
4. Sand (practically no resources, hard to reach over land, imports everything and given almost constant state of war & instability likely suffers from acute shortages, lower human capital, higher costs, just shit all round)
5..Mist (shitshow doesnt need explaining, shrouded in instability and secrecy, no trade, no investment, breeding ground for S ranked criminals, corrupt, no law and order, pariah simulacrum of a state)
Inceldom/looks
1. Sand (decent looking population, poverty and isolation = less hypergamy, , temari the only slut in the village - other foids refuse to adopt her louche ways indicating more stringent culture, all positively contributing to ascension)
2. Stone (ugly fatsos and manlets can rise to the top, isolated, not as poor as sand, probably has higher levels of hypergamy but not by much, strong signals for ascension)
3. Cloud (competion with tall BBC moggers, rap culture = degeneracy so expect hypergamy, very tough scene)
4. Konoha (most genetic variation but racemixing rare or nonexistent, best looking people, blonde namikaze chads, brooding Uchiha slayers (genocide merely results in sasukesexualism and not less competition), hot foids, cosmopolitan fluid culture & economically well off so degeneracy + hypergamy likely, as an ugly incel male you will struggle)
5. Mist (all the males are ugly so you'll fit right in. Rape is probably common place. Problem is you'll die before you can even do anything)
Overall best place to live as an incel who doesnt want poverty or death according to me = Stone
Worst = Mist
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