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SuicideFuel Being bald taints every aspect of life

ONION BURPS

ONION BURPS

Most men die at 27 — We just bury them at 72
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Nothing is kept untouched from your baldness.

Dating apps as a bald man goes without saying, so I will touch on the more inane things.

Going on vacation bald is a nightmare. There is no even LARPing youthful bliss... Your bald head reminds you and everyone around you that you are aging out of the earth realm rapidly.

It signifies decline. It broadcasts that your peak is behind you.

Even something as innocuous as a bedroom cope:

Playing guitar in your room would be 10x better with long flowing hair that you can headbang with. Feeling those healthy strands of keratin slapping your face wildly as you dream of being on stage with 1000s of JBs screaming your name...

Instead you are baby smooth bald.

Nothing you do throughout the day is safe from your bald head infecting it.

Even going to the grocery store bald versus full head of hair is night and day difference in emotional states...
 
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I feel like this would truly be like living in hell
 

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