Serious Being a priest is the only path to ascension

[wizardcel]

One of my biggest regrets in life is that I never entered the priesthood. Lol at my naivety, I thought I would have my own family one day.

I was raised as a Catholic. A few days before my first communion, I had to confess my sins to the priest in the confession booth; it was only the two of us. Fortunately, I didn't get raped.

In hindsight, that man must have had access to young and nubile teen girls who were forced to confess their sins before their first communion. I am sure he ascended with one of them.

I missed that opportunity. If I had become a Catholic priest, I would have either fucked the nuns or the JBs who had to confess to me. This is the only way an ugly and low value man can experience sex.

 

[YungCell]

Low tier shit post

 

[Salustio]

Spoiler: Be a priest and live a happy life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehZfQFiUt8g&t=87s

 

[BrettyBoy]

I don’t count rape as getting lucky.

 

[Salustio]

Low tier shit post

It is not a shit post. Being a priest is the ultimate ascension for incels.

Christian priests are parasites, they are the ultimate leech, they are sucking a huge amount of money from the state. So, as a priest, you can truly ascend and live the neet lifestyle.

""Youngsters, that of the Catholic priest is the most beautiful profession in the world. Farewell to unemployment!""

 

[wizardcel]

I don’t count rape as getting lucky.

When you are ugly it will always be considered rape. Think about it

 

[Salustio]

When you are ugly it will always be considered rape. Think about it

As a priest, you can have a baby with a woman, and there's no need to marry the girl you fucked. It's all explained in the video I posted.

• Freedom from marriage.
• Priest status
• Sex with underage teens.
• Hookers and escorts
• Free studies
• Cuck the state
• Cuck religious demented people
• Higher education provided for free.

It's all in the YT video, watch it.

Ps. If you are an adult, it is even better, because christian cucked people will assume that your faith is "true"...

 

[Michael15651]

I don’t count rape as getting lucky.

It's basically having involuntary sex with someone. At that point, paying a prostitute is a far more valid option.

 

[BrettyBoy]

It's basically having involuntary sex with someone. At that point, paying a prostitute is a far more valid option.

Agreed.

 

[blockhead24]

One of my biggest regrets in life is that I never entered the priesthood. Lol at my naivety, I thought I would have my own family one day.

I was raised as a Catholic. A few days before my first communion, I had to confess my sins to the priest in the confession booth; it was only the two of us. Fortunately, I didn't get raped.

In hindsight, that man must have had access to young and nubile teen girls who were forced to confess their sins before their first communion. I am sure he ascended with one of them.

I missed that opportunity. If I had become a Catholic priest, I would have either fucked the nuns or the JBs who had to confess to me. This is the only way an ugly and low value man can experience sex.

Yeah, you could've had your fun with the boy choir
Kiddie weiners am I rite lol
Pls dont track me FBI I'm joking

 

[BrettyBoy]

When you are ugly it will always be considered rape. Think about it

Still can’t agree.

 

[wizardcel]

Yeah, you could've had your fun with the boy choir
Kiddie weiners am I rite lol
Pls dont track me FBI I'm joking

boys gross me out. I am interested in cute young girls.

 

[thebuddhacel]

What a coincidence, I'm watching just now something related

 

[blockhead24]

boys gross me out. I am interested in cute young girls.

Shouldnt girl gross you out then as well? They're both unhygienic af and both basicially look the same in clothes when they're young
You could say that young boys are traps

Pls dont breach me FBI

 

[Wonder]

Jesus was a Giga-Chad. Being a priest is basically Chad-worship.

 

[FinnCel]

Government should give us free prostitutes

 

[Mainländer]

It's basically having involuntary sex with someone. At that point, paying a prostitute is a far more valid option.

Prostitutes are generally trashy high-primitiveness roastie beefs, though. With rape (not condoning it, only stating facts) your scope is far better, you can pick something real good.

 

[happiless]

One of my biggest regrets in life is that I never entered the priesthood. Lol at my naivety, I thought I would have my own family one day.

I was raised as a Catholic. A few days before my first communion, I had to confess my sins to the priest in the confession booth; it was only the two of us. Fortunately, I didn't get raped.

In hindsight, that man must have had access to young and nubile teen girls who were forced to confess their sins before their first communion. I am sure he ascended with one of them.

I missed that opportunity. If I had become a Catholic priest, I would have either fucked the nuns or the JBs who had to confess to me. This is the only way an ugly and low value man can experience sex.

Don't feel bad. The goal of Catholic priests is to fuck little boys in the ass so you didn't miss out on anything in that regard.