Tired of being incel ?
You want to ascend quickly and for cheap ?
It's ez:
Just smash your face in using a hammer or by slamming your face as hard as you can on the floor or a desk :
If you're too afraid to do it yourself, just go to your local SJW rally and tell them women should have equal responsabilities, they'll do it for you.
(You have to make sure every bone is broken, repeat at your conveniance until you are sure)
Next, put on a mask like this tightly on your face for 3-4 weeks (has to be pressed very tightly) :
TADAAAA ! Now your bones have remodelled and you've ascended ! Go get dem ladies, champ !
Who knew it was so easy, and the solution was right there this whole time ?
Face-smashing is the future. Stop giving your local jewdoctor your shekels, instead be enlightened and join the new age of DIY face surgery !
incel=volcel
You want to ascend quickly and for cheap ?
It's ez
:Just smash your face in using a hammer or by slamming your face as hard as you can on the floor or a desk :
If you're too afraid to do it yourself, just go to your local SJW rally and tell them women should have equal responsabilities, they'll do it for you.
(You have to make sure every bone is broken, repeat at your conveniance until you are sure)
Next, put on a mask like this tightly on your face for 3-4 weeks (has to be pressed very tightly) :
TADAAAA ! Now your bones have remodelled and you've ascended ! Go get dem ladies, champ !
Who knew it was so easy, and the solution was right there this whole time ?
Face-smashing is the future. Stop giving your local jewdoctor your shekels, instead be enlightened and join the new age of DIY face surgery !
incel=volcel
