Serious Basic fighting tutorials

[Giracel]

So it turns out I may be facing a big family gathering upon going home for Christmas this year. It's various families from the paternal side that may be coming together. Now the chance this actually happens I consider to be fairly small, but I still need to be prepared. For what? Well without being too specific, one of my cousins that would in theory be there has grown up to be a complete NT-mogger with a perfect social life and literal fairytale romance relationship. I last saw him years ago (~2017), and seeing the divergence of our lives is quite upsetting. (I know what I know mainly from his instagram that I found.)

In the event this happens, I intend to ruin the gathering for everyone by complaining that this divergence is unjust. In the event that the confrontation turns physical (with him, other cousins, uncles, all of the above), I want to be ready. I never learned to fight at all due to my complete milktoast cucked upbringing. (Unfortunately my dad was one of those "turn the other cheek" people who avoided violence at all costs.) Can anyone recommend some basic fighting tutorials, nothing crazy, just like how to do 1-2 punches, blocks, uppercuts, and especially getting stable stance. I tried to train a bit by instinct in front of my mirror, but my movements felt robotic and I was practically losing my balance even without an actual opponent.

 

[Animecel2D]

Keep your hands up boy

and make sure to be the one that strikes first

 

[rapetorturekill]

The best thing is to just run

 

[Giracel]

Keep your hands up boy

and make sure to be the one that strikes first

If I strike first they could call it assault though. Whatever happens has to be framable as self-defense.

 

[Giracel]

The best thing is to just run

Well yeah I don't want to be there to begin with. But I never have any say in anything with gatherings, despite being an adult, just like as a kid… Optimal outcome is they just tell me to leave I guess.

 

[currycel1999]

Why even care ?
just avoid these jealousy chimp brained conflicts, .Just accept the reality and get over man.
You are just giving other reasons to people to hate, Do you like attention like a drama queen.

Why make life worse?
Just be quite and spend time outside quite in nature.
Life is short.

 

[sellsword]

This tutorial might seem basic but I remember watching this and running a few drills before starting MMA and it helped on my first day. Don't expect this to make you a good fighter however but just remember keep your hands up and protect your face if push comes to shove,

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKDHdsVN0b8

 

[currycel1999]

If you hate someone , the best thing you can do is to not waste a single second on those people.

 

[Xul]

Grape them

 

[Giracel]

Do you like attention like a drama queen.

It's just because every family gathering is the same, I pretend everything is fine and just go along with whatever cucked bullshit is being discussed. This time I want to change things. And the presence of a contrasting person like that cousin gives me the perfect opportunity.

 

[Giracel]

This tutorial might seem basic but I remember watching this and running a few drills before starting MMA and it helped on my first day. Don't expect this to make you a good fighter however but just remember keep your hands up and protect your face if push comes to shove,

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKDHdsVN0b8

Thanks will take a look, this is what I was envisioning

 

[rapetorturekill]

Well yeah I don't want to be there to begin with. But I never have any say in anything with gatherings, despite being an adult, just like as a kid… Optimal outcome is they just tell me to leave I guess.

Yes if anything happens at all, just leave. But also i would recommend to be non confrontational and just chill i guess.

 

[thisgoodlife]

You will potentially ruin a family gathering by bringing up shit in the most autistic way possible? Grow up, you’re too old for these shower fantasies.

 

[rapetorturekill]

 

[Giracel]

You’re potentially ruin a family gathering by bringing up shit in the most autistic way possible?

I mean yes that was the point. Why should they get to have a nice gathering while I am seeing another holiday season alone? Why should I have to be nice to my cousin who has a perfect life and relationship?

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

if u got no prior experience ur gonna get owned, and then disowned

 

[Giracel]

if u got no prior experience ur gonna get owned, and then disowned

That is the funniest sentence I've read in a while, I genuinely smiled