Story Based crow indignantly cawed at me today

[Ahnfeltia]

So I was biking back home from the train station (on the bike lane because Dutch) and a crow was standing in the way. Luckily she hopped aside onto the sidewalk (otherwise it might've been close) but as I was biking past her, she cawed at me, as if indignantly trying to say "you should make way for me". Got a chuckle out of me. Based crow.

 

[Friezacel]

No chuckle for your face

 

[Acorn]

Make way for the birds incel

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Make way for the birds incel

would've been more convincing had you still had your dove avi

 

[Acorn]

would've been more convincing had you still had your dove avi

Tru

 

[JKlancecaster069]

How do you know the crow is a foid?

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

How do you know the crow is a foid?

He probably tried to have sex with it

 

[Ahnfeltia]

How do you know the crow is a foid?

I don't. But in Dutch, my mother tongue, while the word for crow is both grammatically masculine and grammatically feminine nowadays, historically the word for crow was only grammatically feminine in Dutch. In German, where words cannot have multiple grammatical genders as far as I know, the word for crow is also feminine. So I decided to treat the crow as grammatically feminine. In languages with grammatical gender, when referring to a feminine noun, you use feminine pronouns, hence why I referred to the crow as a she.

He probably tried to have sex with it