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Based Barnyard - Mr. Bombastic

Cuyen

Cuyen

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Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic romantic
Fantastic lover, Shaggy
Mr. Lover Lover, Mmm, Mr. Lover lover, heh girl
Mr. Lover lover, Mmm, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro
Mantic, say me fantastic
Touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Ro
Smooth, just like the silk
Soft and cuddly hug me up like a quilt
I'm a lyrical lover
No take me for no filth
With my sexual physique, jah know me well-built
Oh me oh my, well well
Can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of me shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your couscous perfume
I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl who can ring my bell
And I could take rejection, so you tell me go to hell
I'm Boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
Say me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom
Gee wheeze, baby please
Let me take you to an island of
The sweet cool breeze
You don't feel like drive well baby hand me the keys
And I will take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha, baby please
Don't you play with my nose 'cause I might ha-choo sneeze
(Bless you)
Well, you are the bun and me a cheese
And if me a the rice well maybe you are the peas
I'm Boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom
I say
Give me your loving, gal your loving well good
I want your loving
Gal you need like you should
Uh give me your loving, girk your loving well good
I want your loving
Gal remember the word
Would you like to kiss and caress
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest
I'm boombastic
Rated as the best, the best you should get
Nothing more, nothing less
Give me your digits, jot down your address
I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test
That I'm
Boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom
-Bastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boombastic
Gal, your admiration it's a-licked me from the start
With some physical attraction, gal, you know
To feel the spark
I want a few words, not gah tell you no sweet talk
Nogha lover, lover, lover
Nogha chat pure for
I'll get straight to the point
Like an arrow arrow dart
Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart
And we will hm hm, and have some sweet pillow talk
I'm Boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, what you say girl?
 
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fucking rip...
 
Why the hell do those bull have teats? I have seen bulls irl they don't have fucking teats (maybe they have small ones but can't see em). Da fuck?
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Mr. Bean’s Holiday
 
Why the hell do those bull have teats? I have seen bulls irl they don't have fucking teats (maybe they have small ones but can't see em). Da fuck?
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They have nipples, but an actual udder? No only females have that.

Now that I think about it this could be an early form of subtle tranny propaganda
 
these were really fun times
 
I recall this song. I also used to have the PC game for this.
 

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