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Blackpill Balding is so terrifying that almost every famous/rich person gets a hair transplant (HUGE COMPILATION)

"Balding is nothing bro, hair isn't that important"

Stfu if it wasn't important rich men wouldn't be frauding like that with expensive and painful surgeries such as hair transplants.

Hair is everything, hair is LIFE. I have compiled many examples of various famous and powerful men to showcase this

From 7ft tall movie star giants, to handsome actors, to billionaires, to sports legends, to college professors, everyone fears the reaper. Everyone feels the need to fraud

ReturnOfSaddam @ReturnOfSaddam soymonkcel @soymonkcel

Thor Bjornsson, an almost 7ft tall man, who's the strongest man in the world as well as a movie star felt the need to get a transplant jfl



Lewis Hamilton, one of the best F1 drivers in the world



Nadal, one of the best tennis players in the world



Elon Musk, one of the richest man on earth ffs



Lebron James, one of the best basket ball players in the world mylifeistrash @mylifeistrash



George motherfucking Clooney, one of the most famous, most handsome and most rich movie stars in the world felt like he needed a transplant



Matthew McConaughey, same deal as Clooney



One of the most famous chefs in the world



One of the most famous college professors in the world. Yes even academics fear the reaper



And more examples





As a bonus here are good looking celebrities shooped to look balding



Even the most handsome male models on earth look like shit when the reaper starts knocking on their door













Even literal monarchy is humiliated by the Reaper

 
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Good thing I have long hair. :feelzez:
 
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Gymcelled said:
I was more scared of gyno and that never happened to me thankfully
Did you get blood work before and after starting fin?
My estrogen is outside the reference range now. Not sure if it's something to worry about.
The only side effect (which I assume is because of fin and my change in hormones) is that my sweat smells really really weird.
 
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Gymcelled said:
DHT sensitivity and hormones are EVERYTHING. DHT sensitivity of the hair follicles is by far the most important factor


And imagine being immune to balding but simultaneously spreading the balding genes while discriminating extremely hard against balding men
Wow
 
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I wonder if there was ever some kind of "evolutionary" advantage in male pattern balding, seeing as how common it is..
 
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lumipallo said:
Did you get blood work before and after starting fin?
My estrogen is outside the reference range now. Not sure if it's something to worry about.
The only side effect (which I assume is because of fin and my change in hormones) is that my sweat smells really really weird.
Yeah I got some blood work done.

Extra-Samsaric said:
I wonder if there was ever some kind of "evolutionary" advantage in male pattern balding, seeing as how common it is..
I don't think you should look at it through the lenses of evolution because balding is mostly inherited from the X chromosome. So women,who are spreading the balding genes to men and their daughters, are also almost entirely immune to those same genes. So no matter how much women despised balding throughout time it's not a trait that they could ever remove from the gene pool through discrimination.

That being said i suppose you could argue that balding is slightly correlated with higher androgen levels. But the correlation is weak as fuck because DHT sensitivity of hair follicles is more important than DHT/androgen levels. Which is why tons of chads have perfect hairline, and why some athletes and ifbb pro who abuse anabolics and androgens for years can still have a perfect hairline.
 
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Extra-Samsaric said:
I wonder if there was ever some kind of "evolutionary" advantage in male pattern balding, seeing as how common it is..
There is. It's called the inceliabus heritage
 
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Extra-Samsaric said:
I wonder if there was ever some kind of "evolutionary" advantage in male pattern balding, seeing as how common it is..
whatever advantage there was, it's completely gone now

you need to have thick hair until very late in life because no one reproduces in early life anymore, and it seems to be part of a trend that appeared long before dating apps
 
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Hair is meaningless with out the face and other attributes to back it up.
It can hide things though. Had a .1 drop on photofeeler after shaving.
Just had my long hair cut to a 1/4” buzz would probably get another little drop.
When it comes down to it though with out the proper proportions it doesn’t matter what your hair style is.
 
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Balding can take a giga chad into a low tier normie. Just post that pic of chico norwooding. it's fucking brutal
 
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Incline said:
This is such a sui fuel for me. I never knew a life with hair. My hair was taken from me when I was 18. It's fucking brutal and cruel. What the fuck am I supposed to do. It's fucking over. Gigachads go to normies when they bald. What the fuck do you think happens to incels when they bald? It just fucking gives u -10000000000000 in looks. Balding = truecel. I am truecel because I bald. Balding = automatic deathsentence. There is no worse shit that can happen to u than balding. I am getting scalp treatment if that doesnt cover it I might get a hair system installed because fuck getting a transplant that shit is incositent only works on those rich fags coz they shill out 40,000 for jew doctors.
What is a scalp treatment?
 
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Gymcelled said:
"Balding is nothing bro, hair isn't that important"

Stfu if it wasn't important rich men wouldn't be frauding like that with expensive and painful surgeries such as hair transplants.

Hair is everything, hair is LIFE. I have compiled many examples of various famous and powerful men to showcase this

From 7ft tall movie star giants, to handsome actors, to billionaires, to sports legends, to college professors, everyone fears the reaper. Everyone feels the need to fraud

ReturnOfSaddam @ReturnOfSaddam soymonkcel @soymonkcel

Thor Bjornsson, an almost 7ft tall man, who's the strongest man in the world as well as a movie star felt the need to get a transplant jfl

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Lewis Hamilton, one of the best F1 drivers in the world

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Nadal, one of the best tennis players in the world

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Elon Musk, one of the richest man on earth ffs

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Lebron James, one of the best basket ball players in the world mylifeistrash @mylifeistrash

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George motherfucking Clooney, one of the most famous, most handsome and most rich movie stars in the world felt like he needed a transplant

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Matthew McConaughey, same deal as Clooney

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One of the most famous chefs in the world

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One of the most famous college professors in the world. Yes even academics fear the reaper

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And more examples

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As a bonus here are good looking celebrities shooped to look balding

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Even the most handsome male models on earth look like shit when the reaper starts knocking on their door

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Even literal monarchy is humiliated by the Reaper

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Hair is life. If you have no hair, you have no life.
 
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Balding can turn a chad into an incel. Bald is the second biggest falio next to being ethnic.
 
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only as old as your hairline :feelsmage:
 
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Fuck you all, I'm coping with Hollywood clickbait about how foids see some bald men as hot.

All I need to do is become a statusmaxxed a-list celebrity, and preferably ripped also. :lul:

Look at this shit their simps make:









 
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and_i_am_unfuckable said:
Balding can turn a chad into an incel. Bald is the second biggest falio next to being ethnic.
:feelskek: You guys are seriously overrating hair. Jaw >> hair
 
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TallCelFag said:
:feelskek: You guys are seriously overrating hair. Jaw >> hair
Bullshit i have jaw but i'm balding, life is hell being bald
Copexodius Maximus said:
Hair is life. If you have no hair, you have no life.
To koniec said:
this

looking at urself balding is the worst thing possible
 
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TallCelFag said:
:feelskek: You guys are seriously overrating hair. Jaw >> hair
I know. Chad must have defined jawline. If you do not have a defined jaw you will never be chad till you get one. If you are bald but over 6'4 will be a weak falio,
 
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my hair has gotten to eren yeager length almost. i will be planning my attack on los santos
 
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FuRed said:
Balding is so terrifying many baldcels can't actually accept or fathom that they are bald
View: https://youtu.be/Mm69S22fy3E
Tbh I am coping to a degree that balding isn’t as bad as you guys say because I can’t fucking handle it. With that said the face is made of so much more than hair on your head, so comments like hair = life take things a little too far imo.
 
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