Serious Attention burgercels: get a bidet attachment for your toilet

[KingOfRome]

Stop wasting money on toilet paper for a half-dirty backside after evacuating. A $30 bidet attachment will pay for itself in a very short time and make you far more hygienic. Skid marks will be a thing of the past.

 

[Guest2]

I just slide down my banister with my arse spread apart. It's free, and the only side effect is my banister looking like I've left 40 Dairy Milk choccy bars on top of it in the summer.

 

[CursedCel]

I shower every time I poop like a true patrician.

 

[mybodyisrotting]

Or just dry wipe + wet wipe. Once dry paper reaches its limit I fold it so that it has several layers, wet it with a few drops of tap water and my ass is squeaky-clean. Never had skid marks tbh
I was always afraid that bidet water would spread the shit around the arse too much, as you can't really see where it hits and then logically the water would try to reach the lowest point (tip of the buttcheeks) and drip from there

 

[2340922]

Any pics?

 

[HumanTrash]

This is a finnish invention and it's in most finnish toilets, including mine

 

[FinnCel]

I shower every time I poop like a true patrician.

This is a finnish invention and it's in most finnish toilets, including mine

I'm not sure how to use that

 

[HumanTrash]

I'm not sure how to use that

Point it to your butt after shitting for 10 seconds or so and use warm water, then wipe the water off with toilet paper and you'll have a clean ass

 

[ihaveno1]

just improve your toilet br0

 

[quinn24]

no bidet for your face

 

[Guest2]

no bidet for your face

That's called a shower.

 

[wasted12years]

Bidet is very 1970s. My parents used to have one. I only used it twice or so, it was too cold for my ass.

 

[RollD20]

Just shower.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

no bidet for your face

 

[builderseed]

you won't get skid marks if you wipe with sandpaper