LDAR Assuming there is an afterlife, what would you want?

[AutistSupremacist]

say we get to choose..

I'd want to be rewarded with a nice garden and massive home in a sort of sunny countryside. Present will be my love interest and we'd be able to live out our lives in peace. It's thoughts like these that make me contemplate and actually want to die.

 

[NIGGA BANBAN]

I just want some paradise and to be able to spectate earth and be able to see what everyone's doing.

And also wifi so I could shitpost from heaven.

 

[cathuluelitist]

Jihadi afterlife with 72 perpetual virgins.

 

[Freixel]

My ideal woman as a partner

 

[soover]

Reborn as an anime girl

 

[Freixel]

Reborn as an anime girl

 

[Qech__]

Wife I love, lots of anime, games, and pizza.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Jihadi afterlife with 72 perpetual virgins.

 

[Qech__]

Reborn as an anime girl

troon alert

 

[anotherwastedlife]

I want to play God and create the world how I want it to be

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Reborn as an anime girl

Faggots.is

 

[soover]

Faggots.is

anime girl != girl. Also, doesn't mean I'm suddenly after men, does it?

 

[Qech__]

anime girl != girl. Also, doesn't mean I'm suddenly after men, does it?

hetero anime girl = tranny + gay because you originally had the soul of a man
lesbo anime girl = gay cuz lesbo (duh)
asexual anime girl = LGBTQ since asexual is part of LGBTQ

 

[Qech__]

anime girl != girl

found the programmer (normal people would use =/= instead)

 

[Glassness]

If it's some fake bullshit world I don't want it I would rather just die and not exist

 

[NIGGA BANBAN]

found the programmer (normal people would use =/= instead)

Lmao what's coders being the biggest fags?

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Sex with my waifu
play videogames
and eat pizza

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

anime girl != girl. Also, doesn't mean I'm suddenly after men, does it?

Foid is foid.
And I don't want to be a foid in my wildest nightmares.

 

[soover]

Foid is foid.
And I don't want to be a foid in my wildest nightmares.

Fair enough

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Sex with my waifu
play videogames
and eat pizza

also a pc and a site similar to .is but only for virgin people who never experienced love or touched a female during their life and we get to post it about in the afterlife

 

[soover]

hetero anime girl = tranny + gay because you originally had the soul of a man
lesbo anime girl = gay cuz lesbo (duh)
asexual anime girl = LGBTQ since asexual is part of LGBTQ

Male brain and male life experiences trapped inside an anime girl who likes other anime girls is a lesbo? I don't know about that one, tbh.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Fair enough

 

[Qech__]

Male brain and male life experiences trapped inside an anime girl who likes other anime girls is a lesbo? I don't know about that one, tbh.

then why do you want to be an anime girl? just stay a man, that is in-line with your male life

 

[soover]

then why do you want to be an anime girl? just stay a man, that is in-line with your male life

Either would be ideal. Mostly I just don't wanna stay human

 

[superpsycho]

a pc and an endless supply of tendies

 

[Solid State]

I would want my fucking head fixed and not have to be on meds for my issues constantly.

I do not know how much of my personality would change though without the constant background impulses and thoughts trying to assert themselves.

 

[Brainy]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[hikkicel]

do u guys understand how hell-ish it‘d be to experience something after life? even if we assume we‘re in heaven, u will be there for an eternity. although it may seem nice at first, it‘ll inevitably become ultra boring and u can‘t kill ur consciousness, so u will forever be trapped in grotesque cosmic existence. if i could choose what happens after life, i choose absolute non-existence with joy.

 

[Poopless One]

All my negative Earth memories erased for one thing...

 

[Lego Island 2]

godmode and if i get bored of it the option to reincarnate as rich chad