Ass Washing, Shower Enemas

[maynarde]

I'm not COD. But I keep clean, shower twice daily, use body sprays.

Last year I read online how to properly wash my ass using my fingers to scrub out the Hole. I even plunge my index finger up there, and was surprised to find out that the shower water goes up in there like an enema and a Lotta shit paste comes funneling out

I also shave my ass once a week by leaning forward and reaching around with a bic and gently shave it smooth

U don't gets skidmarks anymore

I'm now amazed that people only use t.p.

I wonder how women clean ass

In a bathtub?

 

[Deleted member 6626]

JFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NEETAndTidy]

This is the gayest most autistic thing I've read in weeks. Congrats OP

 

[Gremlincel]

>he hasn't swallowed the shitpill yet

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Elab

 

[NEETAndTidy]

>he hasn't swallowed the shitpill yet

Tbh

 

[SadRealistcel]

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

You couldn't have made yourself sound any more faggoty.

top #1 position

 

[iKillCucks]

doing all that is really not worth the effort if your ugly

 

[SUH]

You couldn't have made yourself sound any more faggoty.

How is not wanting shit in your ass faggoty? Im sure most you that believe it is have fapped to traps at some pt.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

This is how I always washed myself. I have only used toilet paper a couple times in my life. Your butt is always squeaky clean, and that’s nice.

 

[SUH]

Did you even fucking read it. Or are you that retarded you don't understand how phrasing works?

Yes you wrote that washing your ass like thst is faggoty. Im asking what exactly is faggoty about it.

 

[Armus1]

I’m never sticking my finger up my ass wtf

 

[VeganIcon]

Someone created fragrance-free wet wipes and bidets for this exact purpose. I can't believe you're fingering your asshole to clean it.

 

[ColdPillow]

You’ve inspired me OP to shave my butthole

 

[acnescarcel]

You’ve inspired me OP to shave my butthole

 

[Anger]

You have the gay dude.

 

[SUH]

You clearly don't understand phrasing then. If you don't understand it then you're just a retard. I can't help you with that unfortunately.

It looks like youre the worthless faggot shit for brains who doesnt know what the fuck he's writing about.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

i scrub my butthole a lil bit but there's no way im wastiing time shaving

 

[maynarde]

You have the gay dude.

Lol

Actually not gay, but I am pretty eccentric

I tend to talk about things that are not talked about

The transparency is oddly liberating

Even as an anonymous on the net

I’m never sticking my finger up my ass wtf

If you don't, then your butt stinks

Fact

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

you deserve to be shot if you dont give yourself a 2 finger surprise in the shower tbh

 

[Deleted member 3291]

No

 

[Felix97]

You’ve inspired me OP to shave my butthole

don't. I've made the mistake once and it was like having a hedgehog between your ass cheeks. Plus, your ass tends to sweat a lot faster and it smells awful.

 

[Mr. Pajser]

Why the fuck do you shave your ass? Are you gay?
I think that most women are actually very fucking dirty and disgusting (not from personal experience). Their pussy stinks like fish and you will find litteral shit around their assholes.
But we are fed the "all women are princesses" narrative from early childhood, and this has only been worsened by porn.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I'm not COD. But I keep clean, shower twice daily, use body sprays

Have fun with premature skin aging. Optimum is every other day to twice a week. Bodysprays just encourage your body to produce even more sweat. Just wipe with a tissue once in a while.

Enemas are bullshit. In every alternative medicine forum they do ass detox.

In the middle of the normal routine just grab some more toilet paper and form a loose ball then wetten it and use it as a sponge > then drie toilett paper then repeat one time then proceed normal. Never had skidmarks.

Cremeing your ass helps as well because it forms a slightly slippery layer between your ass and the shit. It's easier to remove then.

Wet wipes contain alcohol and outdated preservatives like benzalkonium chloride, who will ruin your assskin. They are considered highly toxic by today's medicinical standards.

 

[ColdPillow]

don't. I've made the mistake once and it was like having a hedgehog between your ass cheeks. Plus, your ass tends to sweat a lot faster and it smells awful.

I want to just because little pebbles of shit get hard and crusty and twist themselves into my ass hair. It so hard to get them out and it's annoying

 

[Felix97]

Have fun with premature skin aging. Optimum is every other day to twice a week.

Edit: nvm i misread it

I want to just because little pebbles of shit get hard and crusty and twist themselves into my ass hair. It so hard to get them out and it's annoying

Take a bottle of water and wash your ass off on the toilet right after shitting. That way you get no shit left there. Much better than shaving your ass and having to scratch it every single moment

 

[maynarde]

don't. I've made the mistake once and it was like having a hedgehog between your ass cheeks. Plus, your ass tends to sweat a lot faster and it smells awful.

Rofl

My ass doesn't sweat much

If yours does, a light trim is better and gold bond powder

Long ass hair makes it impossible to clean

Edit: nvm i misread it
Take a bottle of water and wash your ass off on the toilet right after shitting. That way you get no shit left there. Much better than shaving your ass and having to scratch it every single moment

No thanks

You need to be in a shower to attempt that

On the other hand, if you did the bottle wash at work. It would be one hell of a story for the lunchroom

 

[Cuyen]

so gay

 

[maynarde]

Why the fuck do you shave your ass? Are you gay?
I think that most women are actually very fucking dirty and disgusting (not from personal experience). Their pussy stinks like fish and you will find litteral shit around their assholes.
But we are fed the "all women are princesses" narrative from early childhood, and this has only been worsened by porn.

To answer, I shave my ass simply because otherwise the hair gets thick.... And when u shit you are smearing it around on toilet paper.

 

[Mr. Pajser]

To answer, I shave my ass simply because otherwise the hair gets thick.... And when u shit you are smearing it around on toilet paper.

Makes sence

 

[Socratescel]

"and this has only been worsened by porn."

I don't think many femoids are bothering to clean their asses for porn anymore, male standards are so low in dating and in porn

 

[Felix97]

You need to be in a shower to attempt that

You don't. I never had problems doing it while sitting on the toilet.

On the other hand, if you did the bottle wash at work. It would be one hell of a story for the lunchroom

How else are u going to clean your ass in public? with toilet paper?

 

[maynarde]

You don't. I never had problems doing it while sitting on the toilet.

How else are u going to clean your ass in public? with toilet paper?

Well, I've never used a bidet

English people are horrified without a bidet

 

[Deleted member 11159]

do girls actually poo?
i mean like 9/10 angelic blonde girls who always smell better than fresh cut grass.
do they really walk around with stinky shit smeared between their pale buttcheeks?

 

[SadRealistcel]

do girls actually poo?
i mean like 9/10 angelic blonde girls who always smell better than fresh cut grass.
do they really walk around with stinky shit smeared between their pale buttcheeks?

tbh i wouldn't be surprised if women don't even wipe

 

[BabilKrali]

I'm not COD. But I keep clean, shower twice daily, use body sprays.

Last year I read online how to properly wash my ass using my fingers to scrub out the Hole. I even plunge my index finger up there, and was surprised to find out that the shower water goes up in there like an enema and a Lotta shit paste comes funneling out

I also shave my ass once a week by leaning forward and reaching around with a bic and gently shave it smooth

U don't gets skidmarks anymore

I'm now amazed that people only use t.p.

I wonder how women clean ass

In a bathtub?

You need permaban. There is nothing good inside you for this community.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

What-a? Does nobody wash their butt after they poop?

 

[Haywire]

thx for the laugh

 

[Ritalincel]

gay

 

[Deleted member 2798]

Wash the surface obviously, but no need to go sodomizing yourself.

 

[blackcel]

I wash my asshole but fucking your bootyhole with your fingers is just straight up homo.

 

[Ritalincel]

Wash the surface obviously, but no need to go sodomizing yourself.

but fucking your bootyhole with your fingers is just straight up homo

maybe this is why cucc's like taking showers so much

 

[hermitcel]

if i shave my butt it gets itchy and my farts get too loud

 

[StaroRavager]

Wash the surface obviously, but no need to go sodomizing yourself.

 

[maynarde]

I wash my asshole but fucking your bootyhole with your fingers is just straight up homo.

My index finger goes about 1 inch in

That's enough to clean out the butthole

Then I scrub my hands thoroughly

The whole thing takes 20 seconds

This is basic hygiene

99 pct of women do this