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Serious Ascension for an incel is like a poor man winning the lottery

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Ascension for an incel is like a poor man winning the lottery. It can happen. But it's nothing more than a one-time thing. Pure luck.

Lottery winners don't usually become savvy businessmen and are unable to replicate their luck. They are only rich as long as the money lasts. Similarly, incels who ascend stay ascended only as long as their lucky find stays with them. And it's more likely that their lack of experience will cause their GF to leave them. And once their GF is gone, they drop back to the gutters they started out in, but without the ability to ascend again.

Knowing the good life, losing it and being unable to get back to it is imo worse than never having tasted the good life at all.

It's probably better to be a lifelong incel than to ascend, then descend and then spend the rest of your life missing that beautiful thing you lost, while being unable to re-ascend.

This is why even though I'm desperate to ascend, a part of me is afraid of ascending. Because even if I do find a GF, I'll most certainly screw up because of my lack of experience in dealing with women.

It's over. It never began. It will never begin. Even if it begins, it will be over very quickly.
 
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in other words impossible
 
ascension is BS, born incel u stay a incel
 
A lot of incels will "ascend" with an abusive gold digger. Forget the lottery. It's more like being loaned a lot of money by a ruthless loan shark.
 
yeah but at least i get a chance to play by buying a ticket even if my odds of getting struck by lighting are better than winning. with dating ive never gotten to play just watch from the sidelines
 
abusive gold digger

Stupid primate

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I mean it's not like we're doing anything else right
 
Winning the lottery is easier btw
 
Ascension for an incel is like a poor man winning the lottery. It can happen. But it's nothing more than a one-time thing. Pure luck.

Lottery winners don't usually become savvy businessmen and are unable to replicate their luck. They are only rich as long as the money lasts. Similarly, incels who ascend stay ascended only as long as their lucky find stays with them. And it's more likely that their lack of experience will cause their GF to leave them. And once their GF is gone, they drop back to the gutters they started out in, but without the ability to ascend again.

Knowing the good life, losing it and being unable to get back to it is imo worse than never having tasted the good life at all.

It's probably better to be a lifelong incel than to ascend, then descend and then spend the rest of your life missing that beautiful thing you lost, while being unable to re-ascend.

This is why even though I'm desperate to ascend, a part of me is afraid of ascending. Because even if I do find a GF, I'll most certainly screw up because of my lack of experience in dealing with women.

It's over. It never began. It will never begin. Even if it begins, it will be over very quickly.
:yes::yes::yes: amazing analogy brocel
even if i did 'ascend' it would probably be some ethiopian whore geomaxx where i get AIDS and zero validation from it, atleast im not an inkie anymore right? :^)
 
ascension is BS, born incel u stay a incel
99% most of those 'ascenders' use fucking geomaxx which is just advanced escortcelling or surgerymaxxing which by the time you can afford it it's gonna be to late
 
Add in the fact that, many will give you advice that works in the minority. We are a big group because of all the rejections from women. Still, everyone tells us to do this or that to improve ourselves. When that will only work in a minority that has the attributes to achieve it.

They treat a large number of people as if we all have the same chances, when in fact we are here talking about this, thanks to the mistake they will always repeat.
 
"It's better to have loved and lost" - Chad
 
High quality post.
 
I’ve only bought scratchers. I don’t feel smart enough to play the actual lottery.
 
I'm glad if i won the lottery. Not just to spend on escorts, Buying things that important.
 
People have won the lottery. No truecel has ever ascended
 
Actually I prefer money than any womans love of this fucking world
 
Except that winning the lottery has much more benefits than having sex once
 
Ascension is a meme.
 
Luka Modric ascended via footballmaxxing. But yea, its rare.
He is betabuxer, if there was no money and fame no women would even sleep with him
 
A lot of incels will "ascend" with an abusive gold digger. Forget the lottery. It's more like being loaned a lot of money by a ruthless loan shark.
:blackpill: :blackpill: :blackpill:
 
Good analogy. In Australia the odds of winning lottery are 1:134,000,000. If you extrapolate that to the global foid population (let's say 4BN) then that would mean there would be maximum 30 who would be available for us. In reality even less due to age or already being taken. Depressing..
 
Ascension for an incel is like a poor man winning the lottery. It can happen. But it's nothing more than a one-time thing. Pure luck.

Lottery winners don't usually become savvy businessmen and are unable to replicate their luck. They are only rich as long as the money lasts. Similarly, incels who ascend stay ascended only as long as their lucky find stays with them. And it's more likely that their lack of experience will cause their GF to leave them. And once their GF is gone, they drop back to the gutters they started out in, but without the ability to ascend again.

Knowing the good life, losing it and being unable to get back to it is imo worse than never having tasted the good life at all.

It's probably better to be a lifelong incel than to ascend, then descend and then spend the rest of your life missing that beautiful thing you lost, while being unable to re-ascend.

This is why even though I'm desperate to ascend, a part of me is afraid of ascending. Because even if I do find a GF, I'll most certainly screw up because of my lack of experience in dealing with women.

It's over. It never began. It will never begin. Even if it begins, it will be over very quickly.
I think that’s a poor example because you will still be taken to the cleaners
 
no its not actually, the chances of incel ascending is as rare as jesus coming back because its not real
 
*a sham lottery where a female gets to pick the winner
 
Incels would have an easier being struck by lighting a hundred times than getting a foid
 
I will ascend by making the android waifu, and then everything else ascends, I don't care if it's delusionmaxxing i will not breathe my last breath until the reaper has come or my goal is complete.
 

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