LifeFuel As a Ukrainian, what are my chances at cute Kalmyk slave girl?

[Adûnâi]

Considering how trash the Russian military showing has been so far, and how mediaeval the Ukrainian side is growing, back in March I seriously started thinking that if the Kiev junta wins, I might have a shot at acquiring a cute Russian slave girl. If I had to choose, I would probably pick a Kalmyk as they are the only Mongoloid people in Europe, situated quite close to the Ukraine, in the Kalmyk steppe.

The only issue is that I'm autistic, and don't have the money (aside from selling my Steam account lol).

/schizo rant over

 

[ReconElement]

Are you Ukrainian?

 

[kanyepilled]

do u live in ukraine

 

[Adûnâi]

Are you Ukrainian?

Yes, and my "Post reply" button is constantly disappearing, send humanitarian help.

 

[fast_curry]

Despite their shitty performance, Russia still has a large nuclear arsenal so it's unrealistic to expect you can get a slave Russian foid.
Instead, NATO countries should send their own women over to comfort brave Ukrainian soldiers. One dead Russian = One free wife

 

[Adûnâi]

Russia still has a large nuclear arsenal

Unfortunately, I did not die in nuclear fire on the first day of the war. Russia is unbelievably cucked.

 

[ReconElement]

Yes, and my "Post reply" button is constantly disappearing, send humanitarian help.

How are you exempted from service? But since you want a steppe gurl you need to be a Khan with a huge cavalry

 

[ldargoblin]

schizo rant