Serious Are you beach-ready right now?

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I can't be shirtless because I'm so hairy. Even my back is hairy. I have black, thick hair on a very light skin, because I never sunbathe.

All men that I see being shirtless nowadays have a smooth, totally hairless silky skin. How's that possible?

I tried to shave using my electric razor for beard. Ugly stubble was the result. And already in one day it grew back significantly. And it is impossible to do the whole back well without help from another person.

How often do you shave and what parts?
How are these normal-looking, even ugly-looking males always having so silky skin?
Is it normal not to have naturally a hairy body or do all these people shave every day? Using what equipment?

 

[Deleted member 23682]

i have no one to go with

 

[Saudade]

My gymcelmaxxed body will be beach-ready next summer.

 

[riceronicel]

I can't be shirtless because I'm so hairy. Even my back is hairy. I have black, thick hair on a very light skin, because I never sunbathe.

All men that I see being shirtless nowadays have a smooth, totally hairless silky skin. How's that possible?

I tried to shave using my electric razor for beard. Ugly stubble was the result. And already in one day it grew back significantly. And it is impossible to do the whole back well without help from another person.

How often do you shave and what parts?
How are these normal-looking, even ugly-looking males always having so silky skin?
Is it normal not to have naturally a hairy body or do all these people shave every day? Using what equipment?

Pretty sure most people use wax. Painful but it lasts a while I guess.

 

[Angry_runt]

This is not the best place to ask about this kind of stuff. What would an incel do on a beach?

Try looksmaxx or bb.com if you don't want to ask normies.

 

[Deleted member 26421]

i have no one to go with

 

[Caesercel]

I would rather go out in all my ugly glory. Fuck trying to impress normies.

 

[UglyBongola]

Im not an extroverted normiefag fakecel so dont care about beach

 

[Deleted member 22572]

i have no one to go with

 

[RollD20]

I am too high inhib to go alone to the beach

 

[ChronicPaincel]

I would rather go out in all my ugly glory. Fuck trying to impress normies.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

i have no one to go with

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

You can go alone. Why could not?

I like to bicycle past beaches just to see women in bikinis. Sometimes I stare straight into a pussy a long time. Even if they call the police, I can quickly vanish with my bicycle from the scene. I haven't actually gone to a beach and swim since 1990s when I was a child. I got hairy in the abdomen when I was about 10 years old. I was by far the first in my class to get body hair. I was bullied for this in the school's swim school by my class"mates".

But since 2015 I return being very angry, because there are so many Middle Eastern and African good-looking, young men (and no women from those countries) in the beaches.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

I just don’t shave, not that I’m very hairy.

 

[RandomGuy]

I’m perfect height with wide shoulders. Adonis body without the back hair. My face is UGLY tho and im not NT. It’s mostly all about looks. I can statusmax and betabuxx, but they don’t luvs me. Life filled with rejection and humiliation. No friends to chill at the beach. Ostracized!

 

[Deleted member 24272]

I hate beaches and only go there to do some BBQ

 

[InvisibleWizard]

Yes, I'm fucking shredded. Any incel who isn't gymmaxxed has no right to complain. You don't get to complain about shit unless you put in the fucking work of training and dieting, as it is the only thing you can do that has a drastic improvement on your looks.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Yes, I'm fucking shredded. Any incel who isn't gymmaxxed has no right to complain. You don't get to complain about shit unless you put in the fucking work of training and dieting, as it is the only thing you can do that has a drastic improvement on your looks.

gay

 

[InvisibleWizard]

gay

Just going to add you to the ignore list.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

JFL no, I look like shit. Years ago I obsessed over my appearance and it got me nowhere. People improve the appearance of their bodies to changes the response others have to them. What is the point of doing this if it doesn't achieve the desired result?

At this point maybe I'll start bloatmaxxing, as it genuinely makes no difference. The only reason why I don't is because being fat is uncomfortable.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Just going to add you to the ignore list.

do it, faggot

 

[Deleted member 27161]

Yes, but I'm high inhib, have 0 friends, and don't even know how to swim. Closest I'll get to going to the beach is my bathtub.

 

[FlamingCel]

Yes, but I'm high inhib, have 0 friends, and don't even know how to swim. Closest I'll get to going to the beach is my bathtub.

 

[Shacov]

God no. Also going to the beach alone

 

[Deleted member 26399]

I will never have this. Even tho if I have to, I'll be fucking insecure and I'll be mogged like always. Beaches are for Chads and foids only

 

[Deleted member 24125]

i have no one to go with

im also skinnyfat with gyno and acne scars on my back

 

[Deleted member 26140]

My gymcelmaxxed body will be beach-ready next summer.

 

[Ellsworth]

I can't be shirtless because I'm so hairy. Even my back is hairy. I have black, thick hair on a very light skin, because I never sunbathe.

All men that I see being shirtless nowadays have a smooth, totally hairless silky skin. How's that possible?

I tried to shave using my electric razor for beard. Ugly stubble was the result. And already in one day it grew back significantly. And it is impossible to do the whole back well without help from another person.

How often do you shave and what parts?
How are these normal-looking, even ugly-looking males always having so silky skin?
Is it normal not to have naturally a hairy body or do all these people shave every day? Using what equipment?

I’m not beach ready but when I am (probably next spring tbh) I will be getting my back waxed.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

@Ellsworth thoughts?

 

[The Abyss]

Yes, I'm fucking shredded. Any incel who isn't gymmaxxed has no right to complain. You don't get to complain about shit unless you put in the fucking work of training and dieting, as it is the only thing you can do that has a drastic improvement on your looks.

Can't fix that face. Plenty of women see through the trickery of an ugly faced man coping with muscle mass, good for intimidation though.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I'm not hairy

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Yes bro. Here is a candid shot of me.

 

[Lame Dude]

I feel you. I tried quite a lot of stuff, and tried to find balance on pain/time/effort/results

Get an electric hair clipper (Rechargables are shit, pick one without batteries.) and trim your whole body.

 

[InvisibleWizard]

Can't fix that face. Plenty of women see through the trickery of an ugly faced man coping with muscle mass, good for intimidation though.

A face that isn't bloated is at least one point better on the looks scale, than a bloated fat fuck's face.

 

[Deleted member 21324]

i have no one to go with

 

[Scr3am0u33ns]

I don't go to beaches but you can wear a swim shirt! A lot of people wear them not to get skin cancer

 

[SupremeG]

I'm always Beach ready. Except that I'm skinnyfat,no matter how hard I Gymcel.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

keep the beard it improves your chin if you have a weak one ( like me )

 

[Hate_my_life]

This is not the best place to ask about this kind of stuff. What would an incel do on a beach?

Try looksmaxx or bb.com if you don't want to ask normies.

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

How are these normal-looking, even ugly-looking males always having so silky skin?
Is it normal not to have naturally a hairy body or do all these people shave every day? Using what equipment?

Nah. Smooth skin is the norm actually. Even among poor ethnics.

As for hair some guys might trim it.

i have no one to go with

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I’m not beach ready but when I am (probably next spring tbh) I will be getting my back waxed.

Why next spring? I remember you saying that you set ascension deadline (escort would count) and it was this year (end of summer?). Why are you waiting with the hair removal?

Nah. Smooth skin is the norm actually. Even among poor ethnics.

Really? I don't think it is among European males. But I've seen plenty of Mediterranean-crossing subsaharans that seem to naturally not have much hair in their torso.

 

[Ellsworth]

Why next spring? I remember you saying that you set ascension deadline (escort would count) and it was this year (end of summer?). Why are you waiting with the hair removal?


Really? I don't think it is among European males. But I've seen plenty of Mediterranean-crossing subsaharans that seem to naturally not have much hair in their torso.

Yeah I can fuck an escort at end of summer. But I’m far from being able to get laid without paying. Will take a full 9-12 months of dieting, training and roiding.

 

[Spioenkop1]

Try Brazilian waxing.

 

[nystagmuscel]

I hate beaches tbh

 

[crestfallencel]

not even close