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Venting Anyone listen to GF roleplay ASMR?

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Life’s been tough the past weeks. Sometimes i really wish i just had someone excited to see me come home, someone i could hug, someone to cuddle with and comfort me when im cold and tired.

But there is no one.

The only thing waiting for me at home is my laptop, my games, and my microwave dinner.

As of lately im so tired i don’t even have the energy sometimes to play games so i just end up reading in bed or just ldar.

I was REALLY considering hiring a cuddler. Apparently there is “cuddle therapists” that cuddle with you for an hourly fee. This was until i realized i dont have the money for that and it’d be cucked af. Probably more pathetic than just hiring a hooker cuz at least then u can fuck…

So then i resorted to the good old mommy asmr meme. I went ahead and got my best headphones, laid in bed hugging my zenless zone zero jane doe bodypillow and proceeded to turn my brain off.

I immersed myself in the audio, it felt comforting, it felt nice. “Everything is gonna be okay” “You’ve been doing so good lately”
Oh man, i know it’s fake, i know it’s kinda sad and gives “it’s over vibes” but honestly it was nice.

Im someone who has been carrying a lot of weight for a real long time. Im not at my breaking point, ive been there before. I’m just really, really, really fucking tired.
 
I have a couple times yes.
 
In the past yes, had to stop after realizing how how low it felt
 
I listen to ASMR daily, to multiple videos at the same time. It's something I call ''mental distraction'' https://incels.is/threads/one-of-my...you-add-to-it-the-more-effective-it-is.760906

But I don't really listen to GF roleplay ASMR because the illusion is easily shattered.

I was REALLY considering hiring a cuddler. Apparently there is “cuddle therapists” that cuddle with you for an hourly fee. This was until i realized i dont have the money for that and it’d be cucked af. Probably more pathetic than just hiring a hooker cuz at least then u can fuck…
This is lifefuel! Do it.

Or go directly to an escort.

ESCORTS ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY FOR UGLY SUBHUMAN AUTISTIC MEN TO EXPERIENCE PUSSY AND NOT TO DIE VIRGIN
 
I was REALLY considering hiring a cuddler. Apparently there is “cuddle therapists” that cuddle with you for an hourly fee. This was until i realized i dont have the money for that and it’d be cucked af.
No cuddle therapist would treat you well. Even if there paid, foids hate sub 5’s
 
i did for some time but i stopped a while ago

instead i cuddle with my 9 gauge every night
 
Yeah I’ve listened to those asmr videos before, but it only opened my eyes further to how evil women truly are.

They speak with such a comforting, almost maternal tone of voice in those videos. It’s like they know their target audience and are so skilled at putting their mind at ease with comforting and encouraging words, they know exactly what the less than desirable man wants.

But they won’t actually date those men in real life. You’d think they comfort Chad the same way as in these asmr videos, but the reality is that Chad doesn’t need such encouragement or comfort because he’s been receiving it his entire life, so when these kinds of women hang out with Chad they’re not whispering into his ear that everything will be okay, they’re choking on his cock.

And this is what foids like that would rather do than date an incel, even when knowing they have the ability to change an incel’s life for the better. They simply won’t do it.
 
Yeah I’ve listened to those asmr videos before, but it only opened my eyes further to how evil women truly are.

They speak with such a comforting, almost maternal tone of voice in those videos. It’s like they know their target audience and are so skilled at putting their mind at ease with comforting and encouraging words, they know exactly what the less than desirable man wants.

But they won’t actually date those men in real life. You’d think they comfort Chad the same way as in these asmr videos, but the reality is that Chad doesn’t need such encouragement or comfort because he’s been receiving it his entire life, so when these kinds of women hang out with Chad they’re not whispering into his ear that everything will be okay, they’re choking on his cock.

And this is what foids like that would rather do than date an incel, even when knowing they have the ability to change an incel’s life for the better. They simply won’t do it.
:feelsbadman:
 
It's been known to happen
 
Nahh it makes me uncomfortable for some reason
 
Life’s been tough the past weeks. Sometimes i really wish i just had someone excited to see me come home, someone i could hug, someone to cuddle with and comfort me when im cold and tired.

But there is no one.

The only thing waiting for me at home is my laptop, my games, and my microwave dinner.

As of lately im so tired i don’t even have the energy sometimes to play games so i just end up reading in bed or just ldar.

I was REALLY considering hiring a cuddler. Apparently there is “cuddle therapists” that cuddle with you for an hourly fee. This was until i realized i dont have the money for that and it’d be cucked af. Probably more pathetic than just hiring a hooker cuz at least then u can fuck…

So then i resorted to the good old mommy asmr meme. I went ahead and got my best headphones, laid in bed hugging my zenless zone zero jane doe bodypillow and proceeded to turn my brain off.

I immersed myself in the audio, it felt comforting, it felt nice. “Everything is gonna be okay” “You’ve been doing so good lately”
Oh man, i know it’s fake, i know it’s kinda sad and gives “it’s over vibes” but honestly it was nice.

Im someone who has been carrying a lot of weight for a real long time. Im not at my breaking point, ive been there before. I’m just really, really, really fucking tired.
I had a whole website of women professionaly making those nsfw audios and there was all kinds on specific tags and roleplays lol, even women r###ng you audios
I enjoyed dat
 
nah. i’ve tried it but the voice actresses are so ass and corny with their lines. i prefer AI
 
I only listen to female moaning and crying audios. I feed off the tears of my enemies.
 
nah. i’ve tried it but the voice actresses are so ass and corny with their lines. i prefer AI
true. While I do listen to gf ASMR from time to time, most of the VAs are ass.
 
No, i don't like their lines. They sound strange to me.
 
Life’s been tough the past weeks. Sometimes i really wish i just had someone excited to see me come home, someone i could hug, someone to cuddle with and comfort me when im cold and tired.

But there is no one.

The only thing waiting for me at home is my laptop, my games, and my microwave dinner.

As of lately im so tired i don’t even have the energy sometimes to play games so i just end up reading in bed or just ldar.

I was REALLY considering hiring a cuddler. Apparently there is “cuddle therapists” that cuddle with you for an hourly fee. This was until i realized i dont have the money for that and it’d be cucked af. Probably more pathetic than just hiring a hooker cuz at least then u can fuck…

So then i resorted to the good old mommy asmr meme. I went ahead and got my best headphones, laid in bed hugging my zenless zone zero jane doe bodypillow and proceeded to turn my brain off.

I immersed myself in the audio, it felt comforting, it felt nice. “Everything is gonna be okay” “You’ve been doing so good lately”
Oh man, i know it’s fake, i know it’s kinda sad and gives “it’s over vibes” but honestly it was nice.

Im someone who has been carrying a lot of weight for a real long time. Im not at my breaking point, ive been there before. I’m just really, really, really fucking tired.
No, it's cucked
 
I had a whole website of women professionaly making those nsfw audios and there was all kinds on specific tags and roleplays lol, even women r###ng you audios
I enjoyed dat
What is the website
 
I havent in very long time, i should probably start.
 
No. I've reached a point where I cannot even fantasize about having a girlfriend anymore.
 

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