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Anyone here tried solariums?

VLÖ

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I've been thinking about going to one since I can't stand going to the beach. I'm really pale so I'd like to look at least somewhat less cave-dwelling.

Can anyone give their experiences with it?
 
If you have very pale skin it's actually very harmful in the long term.
I used that in my teens (now even banned for teens in my country because of how bad it is) and also had a lot of sunburns when I did go on holidays with my parents and I have used up much of my tanning capital and will rather burn, or turn reddish than tan.
 
VLÖ said:
I've been thinking about going to one since I can't stand going to the beach. I'm really pale so I'd like to look at least somewhat less cave-dwelling.

Can anyone give their experiences with it?

"oh, you want to get a tan to looksmax? WELL FUCK YOU THEN prepare for 6 months of dark winter, bitch!"

EE/CE fucking sucks i swear to god we should've been born in florida.
 
if you are very pale nothing works
 
overlystinkypants said:
"oh, you want to get a tan to looksmax? WELL FUCK YOU THEN prepare for 6 months of dark winter, bitch!"

EE/CE fucking sucks i swear to god we should've been born in florida.

Amen, our weather is either ass or complete ass. 


Sadly the only time when it is nice, all the Chads and Stacies will be outside like cockroaches over a cake.
 
overlystinkypants said:
EE/CE fucking sucks i swear to god we should've been born in florida.
No one sane wants to be from Florida.
 
blickpall said:
No one sane wants to be from Florida.

it's warm 24/7

it's literally heaven on earth
 

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