Any thoughts on COOMmaxxing?

[GazeBeyond]

Should I invest in a premium quality doll?
Do I get an autostroker?
Should I COOM on drugs?
What about a VR headset?
Any combination of the above?
There has got to be a guide somewhere, hookers and escorts are just not worth it long term.

 

[Deleted member 35561]

I'd rather invest my money on vidyas and foods, i'm fine cooming using my bare hands. You also need to take care about your sex dolls or autostrokers or else you'd get infections. That's just me and i'm a poorcel.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Has any escortcels fucked an escort while high or while the escort was high?

 

[RejectedCoomMaxxer]

The Handy auto masturbator + Fleshlight (I have Madison Ivy - Beyond / Lady) + Quest 2 Wireless VR + Weed is the COOMmaxxer’s special. The Handy is seriously the best investment I ever got. It makes me COOM so hard that it feels like I’m fucking a gigastacy. The fleshlight is optional as the handy come with a sleeve already.

OR

All of that with LSD + MDMA (candy flip) for the ultimate edging session before maximum COOMmaxxing that launches you beyond into COOMirvana. The COOM on this will be felt through your body and soul as you shed a tear at how beautiful it is.

 

[GazeBeyond]

The Handy auto masturbator + Fleshlight (I have Madison Ivy - Beyond / Lady) + Quest 2 Wireless VR + Weed is the COOMmaxxer’s special. The Handy is seriously the best investment I ever got. It makes me COOM so hard that it feels like I’m fucking a gigastacy. The fleshlight is optional as the handy come with a sleeve already.

OR

All of that with LSD + MDMA (candy flip) for the ultimate edging session before maximum COOMmaxxing that launches you beyond into COOMirvana. The COOM on this will be felt through your body and soul as you shed a tear at how beautiful it is.

That sounds godly
How long have you been using that setup, cause I saw an older thread where you advocated for something similar.
So it still held up so far?
Thanks already, brocel

 

[Deleted member 34301]

If you have a samsung galaxy <8 you should definitely get a samsung gear VR headset. Its like 30 euros and VR porn is a major gamechanger for your coom experience

 

[GazeBeyond]

If you have a samsung galaxy <8 you should definitely get a samsung gear VR headset. Its like 30 euros and VR porn is a major gamechanger for your coom experience

I changed from Samsung to iPhone like a year ago
Guess it‘s the goy supreme oculus then for me

 

[RejectedCoomMaxxer]

That sounds godly
How long have you been using that setup, cause I saw an older thread where you advocated for something similar.
So it still held up so far?
Thanks already, brocel

A little over a year now. I HIGHLY recommend it, the way the Handy is designed, it can be used with most fleshlights so you could swap between them and have multiple. I also have a fleshlight Riley Reid quickshot with an open end and this has been my go to for some time now because it is easy to clean. When I first got everything, I straight up used it everyday for like 2 months

The best part is it is really easy to DIY a hands-free mount for it. Mines is literally an iPad stand mounted to my desk and I use zipties to secure it. This allows for maximum COOM efficiency as I can smoke weed simultaneously while COOMmaxxing.

 

[Deleted member 34301]

I changed from Samsung to iPhone like a year ago
Guess it‘s the goy supreme oculus then for me

Never tried oculus. I guess it's quite a lot better than the gear VR, but it's also more expensive.

But if you want to up your coom game it's definitely worth it. I would also subscribe to vrporn.com, which allows you high quality downloads of pretty much every VR porn site there exists

 

[GazeBeyond]

A little over a year now. I HIGHLY recommend it, the way the Handy is designed, it can be used with most fleshlights so you could swap between them and have multiple. I also have a fleshlight Riley Reid quickshot with an open end and this has been my go to for some time now because it is easy to clean. When I first got everything, I straight up used it everyday for like 2 months

The best part is it is really easy to DIY a hands-free mount for it. Mines is literally an iPad stand mounted to my desk and I use zipties to secure it. This allows for maximum COOM efficiency as I can smoke weed simultaneously while COOMmaxxing.

So I ordered the Handy, the quickshot and the oculus quest 2, should arrive in a couple days, cost me roundabout 800€.
legit can‘t wait for the COOMening that will be unleashed

any tips and special COOMer tricks you mind Sharing?

 

[TallCelFag]

Escortmaxxing is better

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

I'm a bit of a coomer, I must unknowingly be part jew or part Scottish because I've never spent a fucking nickel on my habit.

There is plenty of free porn out there.
The browsing and sifting and the anticipation of uncovering gold is half the fun.

 

[senses fail]

The Handy auto masturbator + Fleshlight (I have Madison Ivy - Beyond / Lady) + Quest 2 Wireless VR + Weed is the COOMmaxxer’s special. The Handy is seriously the best investment I ever got. It makes me COOM so hard that it feels like I’m fucking a gigastacy. The fleshlight is optional as the handy come with a sleeve already.

OR

All of that with LSD + MDMA (candy flip) for the ultimate edging session before maximum COOMmaxxing that launches you beyond into COOMirvana. The COOM on this will be felt through your body and soul as you shed a tear at how beautiful it is.

jeezus

 

[RejectedCoomMaxxer]

So I ordered the Handy, the quickshot and the oculus quest 2, should arrive in a couple days, cost me roundabout 800€.
legit can‘t wait for the COOMening that will be unleashed

any tips and special COOMer tricks you mind Sharing?

Brocel, welcome to COOMirvana enlightenment . I’d recommend getting a water based lubricant like Gun Oil H2O Lube. This is the 4 oz version and if you like it then get the 16oz version here. I’d also get a silicone cock ring, it elevates the experience and feels like a dam is exploding . You might also want to find a cleaner for your fleshlight, it’s cheap and helps with longevity.

When you use the provided sleeve, put it on first (try to squeeze the air out before you put your dick in to create suction) and then secure it using the Velcro strap. The suction feels so nice and it’s easier to put on this way. If you ever want to explore the hands-free options, I would go to the subreddit r/theHandy. Here is a recent post with a few hands-free option people posted. Personally, I just bought this 20 mins ago Multi-Angle Vise.

Have fun with your purchase. I couldn’t wait to get mines and fucked the ever living shit out of it when it arrived. You have entered the realm of COOMirvana and are sitting next to the saints of COOMing

jeezus

If I’m going to COOMMaxx, it’s either go full COOM or go home

 

[napalmCel]

I practice it and I like it.

 

[RejectedCoomMaxxer]

Just got my multi-angle vise, here’s a few pics of how it looks when mounted if it helps.

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

Just got my multi-angle vise, here’s a few pics of how it looks when mounted if it helps.

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nice! stanley is a premium brand I have multiple stanley tools as well

The Handy auto masturbator + Fleshlight (I have Madison Ivy - Beyond / Lady) + Quest 2 Wireless VR + Weed is the COOMmaxxer’s special. The Handy is seriously the best investment I ever got. It makes me COOM so hard that it feels like I’m fucking a gigastacy. The fleshlight is optional as the handy come with a sleeve already.

OR

All of that with LSD + MDMA (candy flip) for the ultimate edging session before maximum COOMmaxxing that launches you beyond into COOMirvana. The COOM on this will be felt through your body and soul as you shed a tear at how beautiful it is.

mogs me. I had a fleshlight that I ripped in like two months lmao. is the handy a good brand and durable? also what are your thoughts on vr porn is it worth? it's just you can look around in the scene not sure how much better that is tbh. some scenes look nice that are in VR but I don't like buying a bunch of garbage so spending $500 for a headset and then I don't even like vr porn is pretty retarded

 

[proudweeb]

your dink will fall off and your DOPEamine receptors will fry

 

[RejectedCoomMaxxer]

nice! stanley is a premium brand I have multiple stanley tools as well

mogs me. I had a fleshlight that I ripped in like two months lmao. is the handy a good brand and durable? also what are your thoughts on vr porn is it worth? it's just you can look around in the scene not sure how much better that is tbh. some scenes look nice that are in VR but I don't like buying a bunch of garbage so spending $500 for a headset and then I don't even like vr porn is pretty retarded

I have had the handy for a bit over a year now and it has held up fine and there are no issues that I have experienced. Although, I did end up having to buy a longer Velcro strap to support the full size fleshlights. Overall, I would buy the Handy again in an instant if it were to ever die out on me.

In my opinion, the VR porn is only worth it for exploring fetishes that may be difficult or impossible to show in real porn, that’s when it shines the best. I also use my VR headset to play games but if you don’t plan on playing VR games as often then I would just save the money.

 

[Deleted member 36698]

all of you, should be ashamed
VR porn headset?
for god sake just learn self-control

 

[Deleted member 27768]

The Handy auto masturbator + Fleshlight (I have Madison Ivy - Beyond / Lady) + Quest 2 Wireless VR + Weed is the COOMmaxxer’s special. The Handy is seriously the best investment I ever got. It makes me COOM so hard that it feels like I’m fucking a gigastacy. The fleshlight is optional as the handy come with a sleeve already.

OR

All of that with LSD + MDMA (candy flip) for the ultimate edging session before maximum COOMmaxxing that launches you beyond into COOMirvana. The COOM on this will be felt through your body and soul as you shed a tear at how beautiful it is.

Holy shit.