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Serious Any advice for a soon-to-be universitycel?

Don't set your expectations high; if you're ugly they will not accept you in the same way they accept each other.
 
Nah you gotta be a 6. This whole “party” thing is such a cope @Colvin76 @Personalityinkwell

Exactly
And of course that trash advice coming from a 2020cel "mentalcel youngcel". Just fucking lol
 
You have now until college to looksmax as much as you can. So go to the gym, eat right, get all the sleep you can. If you're lucky you are still developing and may gain better looks or some height before college. Report back here with how good looking you are after the fact and then people can give more detailed advice.

If your looks improve to maybe 4/10 you'd probably want to look into statusmaxing/joining a frat/etc, if you remain hideous the best course of action would probably to connect with other circles of low value men through nerdy hobbies and try to survive college by means of copes.
You can't looksmax past 16 without surgery or not being fat.
Don’t drop out or u will be making minimum wage at 26 like me
Cope
 
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I'm going to be attending a University next school year. Ill be in a dorm with a chadlite friend (has a 8/10 gf), but I think that she may be a good landing point if I try to use her friends to maybe ascend (small chance). I don't know. Have any of you cels been to university? Would you say it was the same as highschool?

With regards to social dynamics, university will be just like high school, maybe even more so. Chads will chad, stacies will stacy, beckys will becky and incels will be mostly alone. However where there was once bullying and hard exclusion (since in highschool you are locked up with others for ~8 hours with regulars), now that exclusion will be soft, unspoken and subtle as groups of differing social status start to segregate not only socially but also physically outside of just one school building but expand outwards over a whole campus/college town. There will be lots of parties and social activity, but you'll simply not even know about it if you don't pay attention and are not embedded in the social networks.
 
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relax and remember: this is your last chance
 
YOU ARE FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED. Your chadlite friend will FUCK at least 3-8 Staceys per year while you are in the same room, and they will laugh at your virginity. What race are you?
I'm white [not a brag], but I will not tell anyone I am a virgin. If word gets out that I'm a virgin than I'm gigafucked.
relax and remember: this is your last chance
Thankyou brocel I'm going to go insane on the looksmaxxing this summer, I should be in my prime by the time freshman year comes. If I don't ascend by then, then I will truly no it's OVER.
Everybody will see through this.

Also, jfl I would strongly advise against doing that because everyone there will be wearing jerseys and basically show as much as skin as possible, you do not want to be the autist sperg in a hoodie

Yes you are right, I won't hoodiemaxx. I've been to a few parties in highschool and I looked like a legit SPERG in my oversized hoodie jfl. Everyone else was wearing short shorts and basketball hoodies. This summer I'm going to gym everyday so I don't look retarded showing skin.
Get a fake ID to get alcohol. It can help as leverage In social situations to have one (you need to compensate as a incel if you want any sort of social circle). Also drugs are how I coped
Good idea. My sister can get me a fake I.D.. This should be useful in leveraging my usefulness in a chadlite group, (if my dormmate introduces me to them)
Don’t drop out or u will be making minimum wage at 26 like me
I'm not going to drop out, I've worked at Wendy's long enough to know I do not want to be doing that all my life.
 
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I'm white [not a brag], but I will not tell anyone I am a virgin. If word gets out that I'm a virgin than I'm gigafucked.

Thankyou brocel I'm going to go insane on the looksmaxxing this summer, I should be in my prime by the time freshman year comes. If I don't ascend by then, then I will truly no it's OVER.


Yes you are right, I won't hoodiemaxx. I've been to a few parties in highschool and I looked like a legit SPERG in my oversized hoodie jfl. Everyone else was wearing short shorts and basketball hoodies. This summer I'm going to gym everyday so I don't look retarded showing skin.

Good idea. My sister can get me a fake I.D.. This should be useful in leveraging my usefulness in a chadlite group, (if my dormmate introduces me to them)

I'm not going to drop out, I've worked at Wendy's long enough to know I do not want to be doing that all my life.
Remember EVERYTHING slightly incelly counts against you as a borderline incel/ lowtier normie. If you are at this rung, it's actually worth it to ditch your android phone, ditch STEM ( I would recommend being a journalism major, because it seems like they score the most effortlessly, you also have to do assignments that give you a non creepy excuse to talk to people), do every frivolous thing that you find illogical that normies do to blend in. Avoid sausagefests/ male spaces/ male hobbies. You are a staunch Bernie supporter now. Brush up on five lame musicians & shows you probably hate that normies enjoy and be an expert on it. DON'T BE YOURSELF, be a NORMIE. Make your transformation a ritual, look yourself in the mirror and slap yourself like in Mr. Robot until you can pretend to be someone you are not. Be very careful who you spend your time with. Definitely do not befriend people that mog you, as they will simply steal your women. At the same time, do not befriend incels, as they will drag you down to their level. Just stick to low-tier normie friends. It's better to have no male friends at all, than incel or Chad friends. A lot of college kids incorrectly overstress themselves. Differentiate yourself by using this time to be as hedonistic as possible. NEVER turn down an opportunity to do drugs or party. You future depends on getting laid RIGHT NOW, not if you can pay the bills 5 years later.
 
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And of course that trash advice coming from a 2020cel "mentalcel youngcel". Just fucking lol
Yep. Saying a 4/10 can go to parties is fucking retarted. If you even get invited to parties as a 4/10 (it happens but it’s rare) you won’t get foids.
 
Remember EVERYTHING slightly incelly counts against you as a borderline incel/ lowtier normie. If you are at this rung, it's actually worth it to ditch your android phone, ditch STEM ( I would recommend being a journalism major, because it seems like they score the most effortlessly), do every frivolous thing that you find illogical that normies do to blend in. Avoid sausagefests/ male spaces/ male hobbies. DON'T BE YOURSELF, be a NORMIE.
I'm defilently ditching my Android. I will buy the cheap iPhone that just came out. I actually believe that using an Android knocked off half a point of SMV in highschool. I'm also going to be switching into finance.
 
@Gunnersup if you are like above a 5 (even slightly) and decently tall you have a CHANCE to social connections max to get a 4/10 foid or so. You will need to have social connections coming into college. I didn’t so it fucked me. Also GET A FAKE ID if you are in burgerland. If not many people at your college have one you will gain social status for having one, cause people want alcoohol. If lots of other people already have one at least you won’t be left out. If you really are just not good looking enough alcohol is a good cope
I'm defilently ditching my Android. I will buy the cheap iPhone that just came out. I actually believe that using an Android knocked off half a point of SMV in highschool. I'm also going to be switching into finance.
Finance is chad filled usually. Maybe the accounting it’s a little more incel friendly business major.
 
Remember EVERYTHING slightly incelly counts against you as a borderline incel/ lowtier normie. If you are at this rung, it's actually worth it to ditch your android phone, ditch STEM ( I would recommend being a journalism major, because it seems like they score the most effortlessly), do every frivolous thing that you find illogical that normies do to blend in. Avoid sausagefests/ male spaces/ male hobbies. You are a staunch Bernie supporter now. Brush up on five lame musicians & shows you probably hate that normies enjoy and be an expert on it. DON'T BE YOURSELF, be a NORMIE. Make your transformation a ritual, look yourself in the mirror and slap yourself like in Mr. Robot until you can pretend to be someone you are not.
JFL at this teracope.

No amount of "NPCmaxxing" or "fiting in" can save a bad face or bad genetic traits
 
@Gunnersup if you are like above a 5 (even slightly) and decently tall you have a CHANCE to social connections max to get a 4/10 foid or so. You will need to have social connections coming into college. I didn’t so it fucked me. Also GET A FAKE ID if you are in burgerland. If not many people at your college have one you will gain social status for having one, cause people want alcoohol. If lots of other people already have one at least you won’t be left out. If you really are just not good looking enough alcohol is a good cope
Thanks for the advice. After the summer I will probably be a 5/10 due to the gym and my acne treatment finishing. I am DEFILENTLY going to buy a fake id. I realize its importance
 
JFL at this teracope.

No amount of "NPCmaxxing" or "fiting in" can save a bad face or bad genetic traits
It sounds like this kid stands a chance though, he's white. I would not be so bluepilled if he were truly a lost cause.
 
Thanks for the advice. After the summer I will probably be a 5/10 due to the gym and my acne treatment finishing. I am DEFILENTLY going to buy a fake id. I realize its importance
@Colvin76 this thread def has some cope in it but seriously as a US college cel I will say GET A FAKE ID. If anything alcoohol is a necessary cope cause college is hell for incels.
 
Rope instead of going to college
 
I was bluepilled as fuck and thought I wasn't ugly until after I graduated. Don't fall for the bluepilled virtue signalers.
 
@Gunnersup do your chadlite friends have a fake Id?
 
@Gunnersup do your chadlite friends have a fake Id?
No, my chadlite friend does not have a fake id yet. I actually just texted him that we should get fake ID's before college and he said "yeah I'm doing that forsure"

Many of my other chadlite friends do have fake ID's tho.
 
No, my chadlite friend does not have a fake id yet. I actually just texted him that we should get fake ID's before college and he said "yeah I'm doing that forsure"

Many of my other chadlite friends do have fake ID's tho.
Ok so you won’t stand out as the guy that can get alcohol for the group. Still get one though to fit in and if you can’t successfully social circle max (I couldn’t and @gymletethnicel has called me “normieish”). You can still drink to cope and you will need to cope because the degeneracy and foids flocking to chad will be so in your face.
 
Ok so you won’t stand out as the guy that can get alcohol for the group. Still get one though to fit in and if you can’t successfully social circle max (I couldn’t and @gymletethnicel has called me “normieish”). You can still drink to cope and you will need to cope because the degeneracy and foids flocking to chad will be so in your face.
I am going to social circlemaxx, or atleast I will try. I don't want to be incel the rest of my life :feelscry: :feelscry: :cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
You can't looksmax past 16 without surgery or not being fat.
Scientifically from what I understand, its very unlikely but not absolute improbable to continue development until 21 at the latest.
 
My condolences

Yeah this. You’re in for a tough ride.

My advice is just to studymaxx and gymmaxx and vidyamaxx. Stay as far from the chads and foids as possible.
 
Yeah this. You’re in for a tough ride.

My advice is just to studymaxx and gymmaxx and vidyamaxx. Stay as far from the chads and foids as possible.
Should I even go to parties? I'll have the chance, I just want to know if it's truly over before I isolationmaxx. I've been to my fair share of highschool parties (when I would jestermaxx) and when girls were drunk they didn't look the other way when they saw me. Maybe I have a chance.
 
Based on the fact you said: "University". I'm going to assume you're from the UK.

Advice/Tips:

-Do not bother with first year. For majority of courses it doesn't count; try and enjoy the first year.

-Do not live in Student accommodation unless you're a sadist. You will hear people having sex every week.

-The first people you meet in the first few weeks probably won't be your friends *(unless you're chad). I tried my best to normiemaxx. I'd force myself to talk to people, yet within days they'd avoid me. The first people you meet probably won't be your friends.

-TRY AND MAKE MALE FRIENDS on your course. Foids are useless and I am yet to come across a foid that has outperformed guys in STEM courses. If you make friends you can work on shit together and help each other.

-Take Videogames and things to cope. You're an Incel. Things do not get better in college, they get alot worse. If you struggled to get a gf in highschool, I can assure you University shall be a lot worse. Get the concept of "ascension" out of your head and just vidyamax.

-Try and get work experience.

-Stock up on Vitamin C.
Should I even go to parties? I'll have the chance, I just want to know if it's truly over before I isolationmaxx.
I'll be waiting for your [Suicidefuel] Thread about how it's over.
My condolences
 
Based on the fact you said: "University". I'm going to assume you're from the UK.

Advice/Tips:

-Do not bother with first year. For majority of courses it doesn't count; try and enjoy the first year.

-Do not live in Student accommodation unless you're a sadist. You will hear people having sex every week.

-The first people you meet in the first few weeks probably won't be your friends *(unless you're chad). I tried my best to normiemaxx. I'd force myself to talk to people, yet within days they'd avoid me. The first people you meet probably won't be your friends.

-TRY AND MAKE MALE FRIENDS on your course. Foids are useless and I am yet to come across a foid that has outperformed guys in STEM courses. If you make friends you can work on shit together and help each other.

-Take Videogames and things to cope. You're an Incel. Things do not get better in college, they get alot worse. If you struggled to get a gf in highschool, I can assure you University shall be a lot worse. Get the concept of "ascension" out of your head and just vidyamax.

-Try and get work experience.

-Stock up on Vitamin C.

I'll be waiting for your [Suicidefuel] Thread about how it's over.
I'm American, but this is good advice. What does vitamin C have to do with anything?
 
Should I even go to parties? I'll have the chance, I just want to know if it's truly over before I isolationmaxx. I've been to my fair share of highschool parties (when I would jestermaxx) and when girls were drunk they didn't look the other way when they saw me. Maybe I have a chance.

Eh, I don’t want to dissuade you just in case you do have a chance at ascension.
But from my experience, I would have been much happier if I’d just avoided the social scene entirely.
 
Eh, I don’t want to dissuade you just in case you do have a chance at ascension.
But from my experience, I would have been much happier if I’d just avoided the social scene entirely.
Okay I'll take that into consideration. I'll likely go to a few parties tho, just in case.
 
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I'm American, but this is good advice. What does vitamin C have to do with anything?
Maybe it's a UK thing, but when you go to college (Uni), you'll probably come into contact with a large array of students.

In the UK, uni tends to start as the weather gets colder and combine that with people sharing viruses from all over the world, everyone get's the Freshers flu.
I spent the first few weeks mostly in my room playing games yet I still contracted it.
 
Maybe it's a UK thing, but when you go to college (Uni), you'll probably come into contact with a large array of students.

In the UK, uni tends to start as the weather gets colder and combine that with people sharing viruses from all over the world, everyone get's the Freshers flu.
I spent the first few weeks mostly in my room playing games yet I still contracted it.
My immune system isn't good. If I get any major flu I might literally die jfl.
 
Okay I'll take that into consideration. I'll likely go to a few parties tho, just in case.

If you go with absolutely zero expectations then it might not be as bad. Just remember to EXPECT HELL. Then you won’t be disappointed.

Try to find some incel friends to play D&D with.
 
If you go with absolutely zero expectations then it might not be as bad. Just remember to EXPECT HELL. Then you won’t be disappointed.

Try to find some incel friends to play D&D with.
Okay I'll go with no expectations. Fuck this will be brutal.
 
Have fun getting mogged and hearing everyone party where you weren't invited.
I don't mean to resurrect this thread, but this statement is brutal. I can already envision my classmates talking about the parties they went to while I rot in my dorm room.
 
Avoid foids at all costs, avoid them as if your life depends on it.
 
Even if I'm trying to ascend? Jfl. I need to give a final shot before I rot the rest of my life.
Good luck with that (assuming you are not an incel).
 

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