Cope Another looksmaxxer grifter: Selfmaxxer

[Yamato]

So YouTube recomended me a looksmaxxing channel called Selfmaxxer. I don't know if anyone has watched him, but he's one of this """"natural"""" looksmaxxing grifters. He claims he stopped his hairloss with "natural" methods and tells his viewers to not take finasteride and buy his courses instead. And he does indeed have great hair for a norwood 2.5, but I think he is secretly taking finasteride + minoxidil and scamming his desesperate viewers with his "natural" hair recovery methods. I'm tired of this new naturalist copers/scammers like him or Face IQ

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Looksfaggots should be eradicated from this planet.
All of them.

 

[nirvana]

I can't stand hearing or reading anything about looksmaxing brainrot and their "culture". I've grown to dislike them a lot.

 

[sultryloser]

@GeckoBus This is such a topic to remember.

You have no idea how deep the buissness of looksmaxxing is bro. I have the names of over 25 of these guys who are doing a variation of cope courses, cope supplements, cope pepties, cope coaching. It's easily worth a million dollars each year and growing.

Here's a little taster. This Chad has made the top of my list. His scams are just fledging, but he's already the poster boy for K scami's cope supplements.

Romulus Society

A community dedicated to helping each other become the best versions of ourselves.

www.skool.com

I like School because I can calculate their earnings. 79 morons paying this dumb dumb for text copied from another cope lookmaxxing course, that if it could actually improve your looks would resemble a pyramid scheme, multiples by 19 USD is 1 500 USD a month or already over minimum wage. Yep. Just like that. For doing absolutely nothing by the way. Imagine your teacher is younger than you. He's not even able to buy a beer JFL, and you're seeking advice from him because of what? Why the halo effect. Facts don't matter. Just jaw bro.

I mean mhm, I'm so sure euclyptus leaves are what caused this 20 year old guy to have that jaw and those eyes. He was as ugly as me before he started rubbing his ballsack with cinnamon sugar each morning. You have to spin 5 times after doing it, or remain ugly incel forever.

By the way, there is no way he's eating this powder JFL. He's eating pizza and going to five-star restaurants every night with his friends. He's getting Uber eats.

D-BLOAT – Daily Debloating Powder by Ascend Labs

D-BLOAT by Ascend Labs is a daily, naturally flavored powder designed to help you debloat and manage water retention, revealing a cleaner, tighter look for both your face and body. Formulated by K. Shami, D-BLOAT uses a 10-ingredient formula that blends potassium, magnesium, and vitamin C with...

ascendlabs.store

Best thing about him is his birth year, 2005. He's younger than most of the incels here, the norimes who will litter their homes will plastic tubs that the magic beans arrive in, and he will be richer than them all. He has 500K followers on TikTok. He will be fucking more girls than you can image. Remember Chadfishes. Breaking hearts for fifteen years, then gets a loving family. Wonderful personality women would agree if they were in the same room as him.

No doubt life is already made. And all he had to do was grow into it. Bed was made for him, and it's a bed in a New York penthouse, because copers don't understand or accept or can accept that your face is bone.

Sorry. This was a little messy. But know that the rabbit hole is deep and horrible and sordid. It's PUA all over two decades apart and sterioded with Internet and AI and social media. The majority of humans in any generation are officially born to be scammed. Or maybe the blackpill is rejected by the deepest part of their conscious.

 

[GeckoBus]

I mean mhm, I'm so sure euclyptus leaves are what caused this 20 year old guy to have that jaw and those eyes. He was as ugly as me before he started rubbing his ballsack with cinnamon sugar each morning. You have to spin 5 times after doing it, or remain ugly incel forever.

thats funny lmao

Best thing about him is his birth year, 2005. He's younger than most of the incels here, the norimes who will litter their homes will plastic tubs that the magic beansarrive in, and he will be richer than them all. He has 500K followers on TikTok. He will be fucking more girls than you can image. Remember Chadfishes. Breaking hearts for fifteen years, then gets a loving family. Wonderful personality women would agree if they were in the same room as him.

No doubt life is already made. And all he had to do was grow into it. Bed was made for him, and it's a bed in a New York penthouse, because copers don't understand or accept or can accept that your face is bone.

For 1000s of years, it just fucking repeats, one generation comes, one goes. By the time this guy is in his 40s he will shift grifter gears to being "a successful businessman of 20 years, he has helped 1000s upon 1000s of people achieve their goals and live happier more successful lives. He is a husband, a father of three, successful writer and public speaker, welcome to the podcast grifter N°13432432432"

(if you want a great example of this, look no further than chris williamson. Literally started as giga chad model who then transitioned into having a dogshit self-help muh deep think whatever podcast where he memetically apes "profound" quotes while interviewing the latest normie circus celebrity)

He will pay a bunch of ghostwriters to make like 20 books for him, further and exponentially increasing his wealth and power. Meanwhile nigh every single person that listened to his shit will just be filtered by life into being mediocre nobodies like everyone else, no matter what they do.

In terms of money, you can calculate roughly how much he makes on tiktok. Tiktok pays a lot more per monetized video than YT. Even if we do an extremely lowball estimate where he only earns two cents per 1000 views, he would still earn 100s for posting 1 minute of himself on tiktok. Imagine taking a 1 minute mirror selfie after brushing your teeth and you earn between 200 and 14000 dollars, depending how much you get per 1000 views (can range from 2cts to 1 dollar).



10 million views = 7600$ if he gets 40ct per 1000 views. Video is only 10s long, 7600$ for 10s of shitty selfie footage.
Now factor in other sources of income, like YT, sponsorships and so on. He will never have to work again.

Sorry. This was a little messy. But know that the rabbit hole is deep and horrible and sordid. It's PUA all over two decades apart and sterioded with Internet and AI and social media. The majority of humans in any generation are officially born to be scammed. Or maybe the blackpill is rejected by the deepest part of their conscious.

No its fine, I think it's just how societies function at this point. There is an automatic upwards wealth transfer to higher status people and women (all women are by default higher status than 50% of society). Normies freely surrender their hard earned shekels to people above them and then complain that these people exist and cuck them 24/7, they are beyond saving.

 

[Yamato]

but he's already the poster boy for K scami's cope supplements.

Another one of those looksmaxxing grifters. "Oh, just take peptides, brother" There are no peptides for your face. By the way, I'm not against looksmaxxing in general. Depending on your flaws, some soft maxxes or surgeries could really ascend you (if you are not a truecel), but 95% of looksmaxxing is just scamming desesperate teenagers