Copexodius Maximus
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This story comes from what is called the Otogi-zoshi, which are a collection of illustrated short stories from Japan written centuries ago.
The main character of the story is named Issun-bōshi, and often called the Inch-High Samurai in English versions.
This is because the character was only 1.2 inches tall (1 sun in Japanese measurement).
One day the boy was kicked out of home by his parents due to being a tera-manlet, and being accused of being a monster because of it.
He eventually went to a city in Japan and worked for a powerful family.
This isn't the life he wanted, for he wanted to be a samurai warrior. He used to swing a needle around and cope by pretending he's a samurai warrior.
While working with the family, he developed a crush on the daughter of the family, but was rejected by the daughter for being a giga-manlet.
One day the daughter went on a journey to a palace (probably to try to find a beta buck prince or even fuck Chad in the path if she finds one).
The main character hero tried to save her but was also swallowed up.
When in the stomach, the mighty hero stabbed the demon with his needle sword and this was hurting the demon.
The demon puked out the girl and the hero, dropped his magical weapon and ran to the mountains.
When the hero swung the magical weapon, he magically grew to 6 feet tall (6 shaku).
After this, the hero and the daughter finally got married and lived happily ever after.
The lesson of the story: Even if you save a girl from being eaten by a demon because of your love for her, you still have to on minimum be a 6 foot Chad to make her actually love you.
The main character of the story is named Issun-bōshi, and often called the Inch-High Samurai in English versions.
This is because the character was only 1.2 inches tall (1 sun in Japanese measurement).
One day the boy was kicked out of home by his parents due to being a tera-manlet, and being accused of being a monster because of it.
He eventually went to a city in Japan and worked for a powerful family.
This isn't the life he wanted, for he wanted to be a samurai warrior. He used to swing a needle around and cope by pretending he's a samurai warrior.
While working with the family, he developed a crush on the daughter of the family, but was rejected by the daughter for being a giga-manlet.
One day the daughter went on a journey to a palace (probably to try to find a beta buck prince or even fuck Chad in the path if she finds one).
The main character hero tried to save her but was also swallowed up.
When in the stomach, the mighty hero stabbed the demon with his needle sword and this was hurting the demon.
The demon puked out the girl and the hero, dropped his magical weapon and ran to the mountains.
When the hero swung the magical weapon, he magically grew to 6 feet tall (6 shaku).
After this, the hero and the daughter finally got married and lived happily ever after.
The lesson of the story: Even if you save a girl from being eaten by a demon because of your love for her, you still have to on minimum be a 6 foot Chad to make her actually love you.