0-6 years old: This is going to be the last time they're actually likeable for a while. At this age, there's not much difference between boys and girls. They're actually cute. They'll be jumping up and down by the table with the Girl Scout Cookies on it by the supermarket and run up to even truecels like me, going, "wanna buy girl scout cookiessssss?"
7-10 years old: This is when they peak in "maturity," but they're also complete cunts. "BEEEEEEE QUIETTTTTTTT!" "SHUH-UUUUUUUUUP!" They're goody two shoes cunts who suck up to the teacher and treat boys like garbage. She'll give a boy a dirty look for making eye contact with her.
11-18 years old: This is when their focus is Cute Chad. They bully ugly boys by mocking them. Instead of "ewww" referring to filthy, smelly stuff, it now refers to unattractive boys. Cute boys are "gorgeous" and they fantasize about some faggoty boy band member with a baby face. This is when they find a Cute Chad to fuck them. Some get knocked up here and get a head start on what normally happens to the 19-28 year old group that marries Chads when they're in their 20s and eventually gets divorced because Chad was "abusive" (cheated).
19-28 years old: Their focus shifts to "hawt Chad," aka Gym Bro Chad, although early in college they may still consider the thin, babyfaced faggot Chad to have drunken frat douche sex with. There are two ways this goes - they either get married to Chad in their 20s, or they wait until 35 to find an oofy doofy beta sperm donor because their biological clock is ticking. Ugly men don't exist to them unless they make their presence known, which can include just being in her line of vision. That means you're a "creeper."
29-34 years old: They're not going to get Chad, so they're just dragging their feet on settling for their oofy doofy beta sperm donor.
35 years old: Those who aren't yet married settle for oofy doofy sperm donors to have starfish sex with to have kids. They then have them watch the kids while they're out shopping and have headaches when the oofy doofy wants sex.
36-44: They pretend they weren't complete cunts to ugly men prior to getting married, instead focusing on telling you about what their kids did at soccer practice. Some of them are still divorced from Chad looking for a REAL MAN to step up and provide. Others divorce their oofy doofy husbands because the oofy doofy doesn't maintain adequate simping. At this point they just want money.
45-54: They've gotten over the awkwardness of having recently been cunts to men, instead focusing on bragging about what college their kids are going to. Others are remarried to a new beta provider who does a better job of simping.
55-64: Now they have grandchildren to brag about. They're not yet old ladies, so they're not yet all that likeable.
65+: Now they start realizing they're going to need younger men to help them out as they age, hence even truecels are asked to help them get things down from the high shelves at supermarkets. This is when your looks are no longer important to them and they have forgotten that they used to be cunts.
Just go for senior citizens, bro.
7-10 years old: This is when they peak in "maturity," but they're also complete cunts. "BEEEEEEE QUIETTTTTTTT!" "SHUH-UUUUUUUUUP!" They're goody two shoes cunts who suck up to the teacher and treat boys like garbage. She'll give a boy a dirty look for making eye contact with her.
11-18 years old: This is when their focus is Cute Chad. They bully ugly boys by mocking them. Instead of "ewww" referring to filthy, smelly stuff, it now refers to unattractive boys. Cute boys are "gorgeous" and they fantasize about some faggoty boy band member with a baby face. This is when they find a Cute Chad to fuck them. Some get knocked up here and get a head start on what normally happens to the 19-28 year old group that marries Chads when they're in their 20s and eventually gets divorced because Chad was "abusive" (cheated).
19-28 years old: Their focus shifts to "hawt Chad," aka Gym Bro Chad, although early in college they may still consider the thin, babyfaced faggot Chad to have drunken frat douche sex with. There are two ways this goes - they either get married to Chad in their 20s, or they wait until 35 to find an oofy doofy beta sperm donor because their biological clock is ticking. Ugly men don't exist to them unless they make their presence known, which can include just being in her line of vision. That means you're a "creeper."
29-34 years old: They're not going to get Chad, so they're just dragging their feet on settling for their oofy doofy beta sperm donor.
35 years old: Those who aren't yet married settle for oofy doofy sperm donors to have starfish sex with to have kids. They then have them watch the kids while they're out shopping and have headaches when the oofy doofy wants sex.
36-44: They pretend they weren't complete cunts to ugly men prior to getting married, instead focusing on telling you about what their kids did at soccer practice. Some of them are still divorced from Chad looking for a REAL MAN to step up and provide. Others divorce their oofy doofy husbands because the oofy doofy doesn't maintain adequate simping. At this point they just want money.
45-54: They've gotten over the awkwardness of having recently been cunts to men, instead focusing on bragging about what college their kids are going to. Others are remarried to a new beta provider who does a better job of simping.
55-64: Now they have grandchildren to brag about. They're not yet old ladies, so they're not yet all that likeable.
65+: Now they start realizing they're going to need younger men to help them out as they age, hence even truecels are asked to help them get things down from the high shelves at supermarkets. This is when your looks are no longer important to them and they have forgotten that they used to be cunts.
Just go for senior citizens, bro.
