RageFuel Amazon literally never delivers anything on time

[Total Imbecile]

They always give me a time window during which to expect my delivery and then just keep pushing it back until eventually they either deliver my packet late or just do it tomorrow morning

Whats the point of even having this estimated delivery window feature if its never correct

 

[RollD20]

I usually can get them in a day, problem is they all deliver to my moms place so I have to get her to bring them or I got to pick them up myself

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

i haven't really had too much trouble tbh

 

[SlayerSlayer]

i haven't really had too much trouble tbh

 

[radishman]

Because they got you by the balls. What else ya gonna do... ebay?

 

[proudweeb]

Fuck em. Especially with all of those delivery vans whizzing around now. I buy anywhere else if possible. That bald cuck bastard bezos doesn't need any more of my hard earned simoleons.

 

[sadboyo123]

I have never had that problem.

 

[based_meme]

It's because they can sense your toxic personality through the website when you place your order, so your lowest priority on the delivery queue.

 

[proudweeb]

It's because they can sense your toxic personality through the website when you place your order, so your lowest priority on the delivery queue.

I wouldn't not be surprised. At least, for normalcels who allow amazon to spy on them in an Orwellian manner, via their smart refrigerator and Alexa spy tube

 

[based_meme]

I wouldn't not be surprised. At least, for normalcels who allow amazon to spy on them in an Orwellian manner, via their smart refrigerator and Alexa spy tube

 

[proudweeb]

I went to one of the top 10 most jew colleges in america. They had good cuisine, at least. hot dog wrapped in a croissant (no homo)

 

[based_meme]

I went to one of the top 10 most jew colleges in america. They had good cuisine, at least. hot dog wrapped in a croissant (no homo)

Good shit. What did you study? If you say some liberal art, I swear to fucking God...

 

[proudweeb]

Good shit. What did you study? If you say some liberal art, I swear to fucking God...

I have a pHd in african-american studies. Still working towards a job opportunity tho. Only $250K in debt, should be ok since Biden's gonna cancel it

 

[based_meme]

I have a pHd in african-american studies. Still working towards a job opportunity tho. Only $250K in debt, should be ok since Biden's gonna cancel it

Good meme. You almost had me.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

they can sense your toxic personality through the website

 

[proudweeb]

Good meme. You almost had me.

You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car.

 

[based_meme]

You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car.

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

I usually can get them in a day, problem is they all deliver to my moms place so I have to get her to bring them or I got to pick them up myself

 

[MarquisDeSade]

They're always two weeks late here, so every time I see a delivery date and time in my mind I just add two more weeks to it.

 

[Deleted member 33054]

I live in a third-world country so there is no Amazon for me

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

I live in a third-world country so there is no Amazon for me

that's fucking brutal

 

[bigantennaemay1]

That bald cuck bastard (((bezos))) doesn't need any more of my hard earned simoleons.

 

[Garbage Life]

Just another reason why you shouldn't use Amazon

 

[Lookscel]

I usually can get them in a day, problem is they all deliver to my moms place so I have to get her to bring them or I got to pick them up myself

> I don’t belong in this timeline get me out

Which timeline do you belong to?

 

[RollD20]

Which timeline do you belong to?

the one where I’m not here.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I ordered something from inside my city, and it's been over a week and it still hasn't arrived. The US is turning into a 3rd world country.

 

[rope2cope]

I always use the delivery lockers at the local supermarket so I can nightwalkmaxx and get dinner and pick up my package.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

They always give me a time window during which to expect my delivery and then just keep pushing it back until eventually they either deliver my packet late or just do it tomorrow morning

Whats the point of even having this estimated delivery window feature if its never correct

The Amazon deliveries are all pretty decent around me. Jeff Bozos Co has only been late once with a package from 4 years of using Amazon.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

i haven't really had too much trouble tbh