Hey, boyos.
Sorry for my sudden, unannounced absence as of late.
Some cels here thought I quit the forum or roped, but i still live... for now.
And when/if I do eventually rope, I will announce it on good 'ol IS so my final fate will be known.
Anyhoo, let's get on over to this here little update thread detailing my disappearance and return, shall we?
Ok, remember this: https://incels.is/threads/i-ascended.591166/
True story too, and unfortunately for me, I got busted by 2 jerkops who recognized me from the CCTV footage of me going ER on that foid.
I walloped her, knocked her off her feet and on her arse in a split second on a friday night, and when i strolled pass the entrance to that same alleyway on a sunday morning, 2 cops were investigating the area and recognised me.
I got arrested, put in a van, carted off to the station, and I spent the whole day and night in a cell at the station and appeared in court in the morning.
After spending all morning in a cell in the court house, I was called up over to the court room, and because this is the united cUcKdom I live in, the judges and juries were all boomers, foids and both.
They also kinda stupidly told me the name of my victim when they were detailing her recounting of the events on that cold friday night.
So yeah, her version of events was, she was meeting up with her mother and (likely step)father at some faggy resteraunt, and she took a shortcut through that alleyway.
She saw me and described me as a:
" man in his mid 30s wearing a black beanie, black long-sleeved shirt, black waistcoat with zips and black boots.
I could see he had an angry face, so I moved out the way for him."
I was wearing a black parka jacket zipped up and black shoes on that night too btw.
When I punched her and I ran off, she ran off too.
She was in shock, scared shitless, had some scrapes from falling on the ground, had a concussion and she thinks she lost conscious for a bit.
When she told her mummy and daddy what I just did, what happened, they called the cops on me, and she was oh sooo scared, she had to sleep in a bed with her mother.
The patheticness of foids never ceases to surprise me anymore.
They think they're equal to men, fuck off, seriously, just fuck right off.
Also, she was 18 too.
She most likely already had her first abortion, might even have it framed on her bedroom wall.
Good news is, I'm not going to prison... right now.
I'm due back in court n the 16th of may, I got a meeting with a probation office on the 10th of that month and I have a curfew.
I'm not allowed out of my flat before 8 in the morning and after 8 in the evening.
When I got released, I discovered my laptop and broken phone got confiscated by the police, thus why I've been AWOL lately.
The computers at the library also cannot access these forums.
I just got a used laptop from ebay for £74, this will suffice for the time being.
And for any fags on here accusing me of larping, I got paperwork proving this.
However, my scanner doesn't seem to work on my new laptop for some reason.
I'll use the scanner at the library tomorrow.
Questions please?
Sorry for my sudden, unannounced absence as of late.
Some cels here thought I quit the forum or roped, but i still live... for now.
And when/if I do eventually rope, I will announce it on good 'ol IS so my final fate will be known.
Anyhoo, let's get on over to this here little update thread detailing my disappearance and return, shall we?
Ok, remember this: https://incels.is/threads/i-ascended.591166/
True story too, and unfortunately for me, I got busted by 2 jerkops who recognized me from the CCTV footage of me going ER on that foid.
I walloped her, knocked her off her feet and on her arse in a split second on a friday night, and when i strolled pass the entrance to that same alleyway on a sunday morning, 2 cops were investigating the area and recognised me.
I got arrested, put in a van, carted off to the station, and I spent the whole day and night in a cell at the station and appeared in court in the morning.
After spending all morning in a cell in the court house, I was called up over to the court room, and because this is the united cUcKdom I live in, the judges and juries were all boomers, foids and both.
They also kinda stupidly told me the name of my victim when they were detailing her recounting of the events on that cold friday night.
So yeah, her version of events was, she was meeting up with her mother and (likely step)father at some faggy resteraunt, and she took a shortcut through that alleyway.
She saw me and described me as a:
" man in his mid 30s wearing a black beanie, black long-sleeved shirt, black waistcoat with zips and black boots.
I could see he had an angry face, so I moved out the way for him."
I was wearing a black parka jacket zipped up and black shoes on that night too btw.
When I punched her and I ran off, she ran off too.
She was in shock, scared shitless, had some scrapes from falling on the ground, had a concussion and she thinks she lost conscious for a bit.
When she told her mummy and daddy what I just did, what happened, they called the cops on me, and she was oh sooo scared, she had to sleep in a bed with her mother.
The patheticness of foids never ceases to surprise me anymore.
They think they're equal to men, fuck off, seriously, just fuck right off.
Also, she was 18 too.
She most likely already had her first abortion, might even have it framed on her bedroom wall.
Good news is, I'm not going to prison... right now.
I'm due back in court n the 16th of may, I got a meeting with a probation office on the 10th of that month and I have a curfew.
I'm not allowed out of my flat before 8 in the morning and after 8 in the evening.
When I got released, I discovered my laptop and broken phone got confiscated by the police, thus why I've been AWOL lately.
The computers at the library also cannot access these forums.
I just got a used laptop from ebay for £74, this will suffice for the time being.
And for any fags on here accusing me of larping, I got paperwork proving this.
However, my scanner doesn't seem to work on my new laptop for some reason.
I'll use the scanner at the library tomorrow.
Questions please?
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