Discussion Alternatives to traditional sex work (Escortcels and Minecrafters GTFIH)

[Solocel]

Now when we think of traditional sex work, we immediately think of full blown prostitution. Usually how it works is someone going online to specific websites, contacting a special villager, meeting up, and trading their emeralds for a service.

However, I have heard stories about how there are different methods to obtaining these types of paid services. For example, some people may visit establishments that offer a massage, with extra items not otherwise found in the regular game becoming unlocked once the villager levels up from the massage payment. Or travelers who come across a rare village spawn may visit an establishment that features villagers stripping, and also obtain these rare items through leveling them up.

Can these things be found in the vanilla game? Or would someone need to install mods to experience it? Just wondering if any incels had experience with this.

 

[falloutpilled]

What's the question.

 

[falloutpilled]

This isn't primary school you don't have to talk with minecraft language

 

[Solocel]

What's the question.

Do you know if these other stories people tell are legit? I’m talking things like “happy ending” massage parlors, and people paying emeralds to do “things” with strippers (in Minecraft).

 

[falloutpilled]

Do you know if these other stories people tell are legit? I’m talking things like “happy ending” massage parlors, and people paying emeralds to do “things” with strippers (in Minecraft).

I don't know about the last one but erotic massage exists.

 

[Solocel]

I don't know about the last one but erotic massage exists.

Do you happen to have any personal experiences with it? Do you think it’s a good cope? I thought it was just nothing more than a meme.

 

[jerkjocky]

yes ive been to several erotic message. it fucking sucks. they just want you to cum as fast as possible and get out, just like any other type of escort. even when you can fuck them they ask why dont you cum already after like 5 minutes when you pay for an hour. its fucking shit. i suggest you dont visit any so you can atleast stay delusional about it and cope with thinking it would make you feel better. because once you do it an realize its dog shit and didnt do anything for you it just cuts one more thing out of your amount of things you can cope with thinking about.

as to can you walk into a normal massage place and ask to get jerked off, no you fucking clown. theres several sites that have a list of all the erotic massage places in any given area. literally google erotic massage in x city.

 

[falloutpilled]

Do you happen to have any personal experiences with it? Do you think it’s a good cope? I thought it was just nothing more than a meme.

I can't speak from experience.

 

[텍스트]

What's the question.

 

[Solocel]

theres several sites that have a list of all the erotic massage places in any given area. literally google erotic massage in x city.

The site you are referring to is RM right? You need premium to see the reviews on it, but I’ve heard that a lot of reviews can be a good indicator. Do you think every city has at least one, or are there places that are simply dry and devoid of any of these establishments?

 

[jerkjocky]

The site you are referring to is RM right? You need premium to see the reviews on it, but I’ve heard that a lot of reviews can be a good indicator. Do you think every city has at least one, or are there places that are simply dry and devoid of any of these establishments?

yes thats one of the sites. its worth paying the money to see it. and as far as what places have it, you need to go to your nearest metropolitan center to have enough varity to be worth it. so youd have to make like a weekend trip out of it or whatever. I just take public transport if i do something like that and get a hotel for a few days.

as far as the cost, you have to pay anywhere from 40-90 dollars for the hour, and then anywhere from 80-200 to the girl, depending on what you want her to do.

I will warn you though, it is a very lackluster experience and will leave you much more jaded then you are now

 

[Solocel]

and as far as what places have it, you need to go to your nearest metropolitan center to have enough varity to be worth it. so youd have to make like a weekend trip out of it or whatever. I just take public transport if i do something like that and get a hotel for a few days.

How big of a city are we talking? I can’t imagine taking a huge road trip and renting a hotel for several days, all for a slim chance of something that you aren’t even 100% sure is going to happen. Is there any sure-fire method to determining if an establishment is “happy”?

 

[jerkjocky]

How big of a city are we talking? I can’t imagine taking a huge road trip and renting a hotel for several days, all for a slim chance of something that you aren’t even 100% sure is going to happen. Is there any sure-fire method to determining if an establishment is “happy”?

yes, use RM and sort by erotic only and read the reviews. its not a "slim chance" its 100%. if you want to fuck one, sort by "FS" ==full service. its not some mystical thing dude its 100% garenteeded. as far as city size, probably nothing less than 1mil inhabitants id say.

 

[Solocel]

yes, use RM and sort by erotic only and read the reviews. its not a "slim chance" its 100%. if you want to fuck one, sort by "FS" ==full service. its not some mystical thing dude its 100% garenteeded. as far as city size, probably nothing less than 1mil inhabitants id say.

I heard that you can still filter without having premium and that will give you a pretty good idea of what’s offered. Are you really sure about the city size though? Like there’s entire states out there that have a combined population under one million.

 

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[jerkjocky]

I heard that you can still filter without having premium and that will give you a pretty good idea of what’s offered. Are you really sure about the city size though? Like there’s entire states out there that have a combined population under one million.

hm pretty much dude. i had to go a couple states over. you could try like 500k but the smaller the city the much smaller choice you have. and i would 100% pay the 15 dollars because you can read the reviews and see the pricing for each place etc.

 

[Solocel]

hm pretty much dude. i had to go a couple states over. you could try like 500k but the smaller the city the much smaller choice you have. and i would 100% pay the 15 dollars because you can read the reviews and see the pricing for each place etc.

Brutally over for locationcels. Some people aren’t blessed with a good world spawn, others spawn right above the stronghold.