Yeah pokesoy or soykemon or whatever you guys want to call it; I've loved the game since 3rd grade, so I don't fucking care. Anyways, so I'm minding my own business jamming to Cannibal Corpse and going through the nearby college campus because that's where all the damn pokestops are when while I was almost about to take over a gym two cunts and a bitch-bully in pig uniforms approach me spewing their usual ambiguous bullshit about me fitting a description or whatever; you know, the usual intimidation bullshit. So they proceed to intimidate me and then I got fed up and repeated the magic words: "Am I being detained?" "Are you suspecting me of commiting a crime?" And of course the classic "Am I free to go?". Eventually they do but as I'm leaving, I decided to treat them with respect and courteously thank one of the cunt pigs for letting me know my fly was down (she had mentioned it prior and my clothes are shit so it's fine and me being the nice person trying desperately to reconcile my misanthropy thanked them as I was leaving. Big mistake
) So a few minutes later as I was walking home, the spic cunt pig approached me again with her bully cunt friends in tow, a few blocks from where they had approached me previously and then proceeded to intimidate me further, saying they needed to see my ID. Well, knowing Brown v. Texas says otherwise(and I mentioned that to them), I refused until my speech devolved into me repeating the word "Lawyer". Then after they understandably were fed up with my obstinance, they called their supervisor, he took my picture(for which I smiled!) And they told me not to trespass on campus anymore(you know, the one I pay taxes for!) To which I responded "Am I free to go?" "Yes" they replied, then I immediately walked away saying "Y'all have a good night!" Un-fucking-believable, man. I mean don't these fucking pigs have rapists and child molesters to catch, Jesus Christ! They have to harass and intimidate law-abiding citizens like myself possibly because of some inferiority complex or because they were bullied in school and evidently deserved it! That's okay though, I fucking won. I drank a tall boy of Steely beforehand and have two prior trespass warnings(first was when I was homeless and watched porn in the library and a detective happened to walk by and caught me, the second to reinforce it years later. Not my proudest moment boyos...)and still walked away And even though I'm white, I guess they could fuck with me because of my severly fucked up teeth. Jokes on them though because I knew my rights. Don't let those pigs try to intimidate you into thinking you have no rights, frens! Educate yourselves on the law and your rights, knowledge is the only power we ugly fucks have!
) So a few minutes later as I was walking home, the spic cunt pig approached me again with her bully cunt friends in tow, a few blocks from where they had approached me previously and then proceeded to intimidate me further, saying they needed to see my ID. Well, knowing Brown v. Texas says otherwise(and I mentioned that to them), I refused until my speech devolved into me repeating the word "Lawyer". Then after they understandably were fed up with my obstinance, they called their supervisor, he took my picture(for which I smiled!) And they told me not to trespass on campus anymore(you know, the one I pay taxes for!) To which I responded "Am I free to go?" "Yes" they replied, then I immediately walked away saying "Y'all have a good night!" Un-fucking-believable, man. I mean don't these fucking pigs have rapists and child molesters to catch, Jesus Christ! They have to harass and intimidate law-abiding citizens like myself possibly because of some inferiority complex or because they were bullied in school and evidently deserved it! That's okay though, I fucking won. I drank a tall boy of Steely beforehand and have two prior trespass warnings(first was when I was homeless and watched porn in the library and a detective happened to walk by and caught me, the second to reinforce it years later. Not my proudest moment boyos...)and still walked away And even though I'm white, I guess they could fuck with me because of my severly fucked up teeth. Jokes on them though because I knew my rights. Don't let those pigs try to intimidate you into thinking you have no rights, frens! Educate yourselves on the law and your rights, knowledge is the only power we ugly fucks have!
