So I was driving around Kent in shit traffic trying to make it to Staples. Well it seems that Money Tree loves to seal there part of the parcking lot with block walls for some fucking reason. So I had to back out and around to GTFO that part of the lot. Some whore dressed up like a whore wasnt looking as I backed my truck-kun back and around and fast, did'nt hit her but I can see on my mirror that she jumped back and landed her back on the pavment in suprised. It reminded of these videos of black men jumping scared when playing FNAF.
To the IT fags, before you report me for vehicular assualt, I know I didnt hit her because I didnt hear any bump sound and I forgot to play my illegally pirated music. That and she got up, try to run at the car saying "WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!?!?". But because Truck-kun had v6 power and plenty of gas, I shift into drive and YEET. And thank god I sped up because she somhow got a rock and try to throw it at the car. She threw it to weakly and missed the car by half a foot from what I could see in the mirrors.
But then after that, it turned into chaos, unrelated to her but 15 seconds of the bitch acting like my mom, a ambulance came up with its own dose of VTEC. So I went to the left side of the road and gunned it(no one was on the left side, I checked first).
Morral of the story. Watch when your backing up. Especially if you drive a 2002 MDX. I call it truck-kun for a good reason. Damn thing is larger then it needs to be. But my oh my can it cause mayhem. And watch out for bitches. You never know if they have the mind set of my child abusing mom. For real my mom has 3 run-ins with the CPS. Shes fucking batshit.
To the IT fags, before you report me for vehicular assualt, I know I didnt hit her because I didnt hear any bump sound and I forgot to play my illegally pirated music. That and she got up, try to run at the car saying "WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!?!?". But because Truck-kun had v6 power and plenty of gas, I shift into drive and YEET. And thank god I sped up because she somhow got a rock and try to throw it at the car. She threw it to weakly and missed the car by half a foot from what I could see in the mirrors.
But then after that, it turned into chaos, unrelated to her but 15 seconds of the bitch acting like my mom, a ambulance came up with its own dose of VTEC. So I went to the left side of the road and gunned it(no one was on the left side, I checked first).
Morral of the story. Watch when your backing up. Especially if you drive a 2002 MDX. I call it truck-kun for a good reason. Damn thing is larger then it needs to be. But my oh my can it cause mayhem. And watch out for bitches. You never know if they have the mind set of my child abusing mom. For real my mom has 3 run-ins with the CPS. Shes fucking batshit.
