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It's Over All these days I was larping as a 5'8

AdPajeetIncel

AdPajeetIncel

5'7 Skinny retard, wants to r*pe Nami (One Piece)
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My retard friend once told me I'm 5'8", so I started telling everyone that I'm 5'8, with fucking normies and foids in college agreeing with me like fucking retards. I have also put 5'8 on dating profile, on here till now in my bio, and stuff. Today I took that tape and checked it myself out of curiosity, and it's actually only 5'6". I feel so disgusted, considering that's the average height of men in India and I'm actually fucking average after all.
 
The fact that no one questioned me till now
 
I had the opposite thing happen to me I thought I was 5'7 due to incorrectly converting measurements, I'm actually 5'9 would be lifefuel if my face wasn't ugly.
 
I had the opposite thing happen to me I thought I was 5'7 due to incorrectly converting measurements, I'm actually 5'9 would be lifefuel if my face wasn't ugly.
Face is atleast fixable, my height is never improving without expensive limb lengthening weird surgery, fucking hell I'm so done
 
For some reason I always thought I was 5'6.
My soul was crushed when I discovered I was actually 5'5.
 
AdiPajeetIncel
 
Face is atleast fixable, my height is never improving without expensive limb lengthening weird surgery, fucking hell I'm so done
Face isn't fixable, wdym?
 
You can ascend but not from an incel to some giga chad
Well there is a limit to that, even if you did everything right, you cant change your bones to societies standart- at least without risky and expensive surgery.
 
Well there is a limit to that, even if you did everything right, you cant change your bones to societies standart- at least without risky and expensive surgery.

Yeah, if you weren't average looking in your base form just give it up ngl. If you want a relationship that bad then betabuxx
 
My retard friend once told me I'm 5'8", so I started telling everyone that I'm 5'8, with fucking normies and foids in college agreeing with me like fucking retards. I have also put 5'8 on dating profile, on here till now in my bio, and stuff. Today I took that tape and checked it myself out of curiosity, and it's actually only 5'6". I feel so disgusted, considering that's the average height of men in India and I'm actually fucking average after all.
Indian problems
 
Still mogs me
 
I thought I was 5'4 but turned out I was 5'6.
 
My retard friend once told me I'm 5'8", so I started telling everyone that I'm 5'8, with fucking normies and foids in college agreeing with me like fucking retards. I have also put 5'8 on dating profile, on here till now in my bio, and stuff. Today I took that tape and checked it myself out of curiosity, and it's actually only 5'6". I feel so disgusted, considering that's the average height of men in India and I'm actually fucking average after all.
Just say you're 5'8, foids can't tell male heights that well. I've seen 5'8-5'9 males putting 6ft in tinder, and getting away with it kek. Just buy lifts.
 
Bro, whether you are 5'8 or 5'6, it is equally over for you.
 
you can tell people total untrue shit and they believe it, tell them the truth they fluoride stare
 

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