
parzurnacs
Kiryuin Satsuki appreciator
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In Skyrim, all dragons are male, not a single female. They don't need to reproduce because they are immortal and they were created by the divine Akatosh.
Since they don't get pussy all they do is go ER everywhere once they awake from their long sleep literally without a reason to do so. The only one who abstains from it is Paarthurnax, who decides to go to a mountain and monkmaxx with male inkwells (the GrAY beards). They talk about the Way of the Voice and stuff because that's their cope.
Poor Paarthurnax friend has to be in a mountain all day alone and he can't cope nor rope.
I feel like I'd make him a favor by killing him with my dragonborn powers but he's literally the only character I really like in the game and he's my fren so I never do it
Since they don't get pussy all they do is go ER everywhere once they awake from their long sleep literally without a reason to do so. The only one who abstains from it is Paarthurnax, who decides to go to a mountain and monkmaxx with male inkwells (the GrAY beards). They talk about the Way of the Voice and stuff because that's their cope.
Poor Paarthurnax friend has to be in a mountain all day alone and he can't cope nor rope.
I feel like I'd make him a favor by killing him with my dragonborn powers but he's literally the only character I really like in the game and he's my fren so I never do it