Just finished a six pack of Coors Banquet on an empty stomach because no stinky whore wants to envelope me with her disgusting pussy. Fucking retards would rather shove a cactus up their bleeding cunts than kiss me on the cheek, so I will continue to find the joy of creativity within my beloved booze and chase each bottle with a cig while I stare up at the night sky and remember that any "human" who owned a pair of ovaries has caused a war when in a position of power and should have their smelly cunts cleansed by exterminators because their rothole smells like fucking cheese and fish and maybe if they fucked themselves with my beer the alcohol would clean their stinky cunts.
