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Serious Advice to anyone trying to escortcel: DON'T FUCKING DO IT

KingChemist

KingChemist

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A TERRIBLE idea.

I was feeling like shit about my inceldom so I decided to accept defeat and escortcel to get the burden of being a 22 y/o virgin off my back. I thought the experience would make me feel better but boy was I wrong. It's been 2 days since that happened and now I feel way worse than before. I didn't feel attached to the girl and I put out a TERRIBLE performance. I've been restless since then and have trouble sleeping.

Sex is the biggest waste ever if you don't have an emotional attachment with your partner.
 
Explain the story in Green text 4chan elite hacker speak please
 
Of course you had a terrible perfomance, it was your first time, dude. Everyone says the first time they had sex it was terrible, chad or incel you had no experience
 
Did you pay for an attractive high cost one or did you pay for an average/low cost escort?
 
So what's your plan now ?
 
Did you pay for an attractive high cost one or did you pay for an average/low cost escort?

She gave me a pity deal since I was inexperienced. 100 bucks for a 6.5/10 white chick.
 
damned if you do damned if you don't

all incels should just rope or er
 
That's one of the worries I have that I'd feel worse and an even bigger loser after I paid to get my virginity taken, it's something I don't want to do anyway.

Sex shouldn't be so hard to get, most of whores customers are married cucks who's wife no longer puts out.
 
Idk if a relationship and starting my own family is a realistic goal.
IMHO if you still have hopes for that, you should not be here.

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"

I've been restless since then and have trouble sleeping

It probably means you will go back. Once you've tasted the food in hell, you can not return.
 
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Escortcels are crying right now.
Escortmaxxing is for low inhib people only.
 
That's one of the worries I have that I'd feel worse and an even bigger loser after I paid to get my virginity taken, it's something I don't want to do anyway.

Sex shouldn't be so hard to get, most of whores customers are married cucks who's wife no longer puts out.

You're right bro. Idk what more to say. I tried asking so many girls out to simply hang out but never got a chance. I had no other move to make as I exhausted every possible option within my reach.
IMHO if you still have hopes for that, you should not be here.


"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"

Buddy you don't need to worry. If I had hope I'd make love with my precious gf or wife and not a beat up cumdumpster.
 
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do you have a big peepee?
 
only 6"+ cels are escortmaxxing
this is a bulletproof theory
@pp183
 
I’m not sure if I could go through with it but I may not have a choice.
 
No foid will ever love my subhuman ugly face and also escortceling is a bad idea. So I guess its LDAR for the rest of my life.
 
Escortcels are crying right now.
Escortmaxxing is for low inhib people only.
Exactly. Or NTcels. Or you simply have to go there drunk and high to be low inhib hoping she won't notice
 
I'm too high inhib to be an escortcel.
 
Jfl at incels who escortcel for only one time and believe to know how sex with prostitutes is.
I mean you're also inexperienced, of course you're a bit anxious and it sucks.

You need to find someone that you really like phisically and behaves well enough.
Read multiple opinions on internet, preferably escortcel forums, if there are even a few negative ones it's a red flag, don't waste money and time.

If you feel anxious just drink a little wine before meeting her, so that you'll feel lowinib and enjoy more without worries.

Try multiple times and you'll see that gradually It will become natural and fun if you can find the right girl. Don't worry about negative experiences, they often happen when you try a new girl.
 
oh. That's not too bad. You're like avg.
5e7imf7t0ce11
 
I think escortcelling is something I'll do regardless at one point or another, I want to know how a pussy and a woman's hands on my dick feel like.
 
Don't agree.
Op didnt enjoy it but the vast majority of men do,including myself.
Do it.
 
Jfl at incels who escortcel for only one time and believe to know how sex with prostitutes is.
I mean you're also inexperienced, of course you're a bit anxious and it sucks.

You need to find someone that you really like phisically and behaves well enough.
Read multiple opinions on internet, preferably escortcel forums, if there are even a few negative ones it's a red flag, don't waste money and time.

If you feel anxious just drink a little wine before meeting her, so that you'll feel lowinib and enjoy more without worries.

Try multiple times and you'll see that gradually It will become natural and fun if you can find the right girl. Don't worry about negative experiences, they often happen when you try a new girl.

I'm an escortcel and i have incel pals who are veteran escortcells as well, and i gotta say that this comment really spews some knowledge for any incel who wants to escortmaxx. Btw i strongly advocate escortmaxxing if you're still a virgin, paying for a prostitute while other men bust their asses to get a landwhale makes you cross a line that will change your life forever. Knowing that a couple hundred bucks gets you 1 or 2 hours of good sex with a fairly good looking girl completely changes your views and approach on sex.
 
A TERRIBLE idea.

I was feeling like shit about my inceldom so I decided to accept defeat and escortcel to get the burden of being a 22 y/o virgin off my back. I thought the experience would make me feel better but boy was I wrong. It's been 2 days since that happened and now I feel way worse than before. I didn't feel attached to the girl and I put out a TERRIBLE performance. I've been restless since then and have trouble sleeping.

Sex is the biggest waste ever if you don't have an emotional attachment with your partner.
You think chad has an emotional connection to his whores? It’s not emotional connection that’s needed it’s the female being attracted to you that is necessary.
 
How was the service? Like did she guide u or at least pretend to be enthusiastic?
 

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