Serious Advice to anyone trying to escortcel: DON'T FUCKING DO IT

[zombie]

She gave me a pity deal since I was inexperienced. 100 bucks for a 6.5/10 white chick.

lol, you fucked a girl you were barely attracted to and expected something more out of it?

BTW, prostitution is not really "sex", its assisted masturbation, and you need realistic expectations... you are not there to feel like a 13 year old Chadlet losing his virginity with his girlfriend, you are there to feel like you are fucking a sexdoll or using VR to masturbate to your waifu.

That's one of the worries I have that I'd feel worse and an even bigger loser after I paid to get my virginity taken, it's something I don't want to do anyway.

Sex shouldn't be so hard to get, most of whores customers are married cucks who's wife no longer puts out.

IS and IS NOT

there is no SHOULD

 

[virgin4life]

Explain the story in Green text 4chan elite hacker speak please

#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
// printf() displays the string inside quotation
printf("DON'T FUCKING DO IT!");
return 0;
}

Yea she guided everything as I had 0 clue wtf to do.

What exactly went wrong? Like you didn't get your dick hard or came within 2 seconds or something?

And what do you mean you didn't know what to do? Just tell her you want to do doggy. Then grab her hair and push your sucuk in?

 

[zombie]

I made a thread a few months ago about this and about 70~80% of incels who lost their virginity to escorts did not regret it.

Makes sense, what else are you supposed to do? Sit and wait for a loving girlfriend to fall on your lap?

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Explain the story in Green text 4chan elite hacker speak please

 

[Deleted member 23450]

Sex is the biggest waste ever if you don't have an emotional attachment with your partner.

I agree

 

[virgin4life]

Makes sense, what else are you supposed to do? Sit and wait for a loving girlfriend to fall on your lap?

I am a 40 yo old virgin now and if I could turn back time and be 22 again going to a whore would be the first thing I'd do.

 

[zombie]

I am a 40 yo old virgin now and if I could turn back time and be 22 again going to a whore would be the first thing I'd do.

I am a 28 YO KHV, if I don't manage to lose my virginity by the time I turn 30, I will fuck escorts from age 30 to maybe 40 or 50, then I will buy sexdolls and rot and die.

 

[virgin4life]

I am a 28 YO KHV, if I don't manage to lose my virginity by the time I turn 30, I will fuck escorts from age 30 to maybe 40 or 50, then I will buy sexdolls and rot and die.

I plan to fuck at least 100+ whores to make up for having spent 40 years as a virgin.

 

[zombie]

I plan to fuck at least 100+ whores to make up for having spent 40 years as a virgin.

If you plan on doing this why are you still not doing it? 40 is not really a dying old man, many people look young at 40

 

[virgin4life]

If you plan on doing this why are you still not doing it? 40 is not really a dying old man, many people look young at 40

I am investing my entire money in the stock market right now but once I get that going I will start saving up money and fuck as many whores as I can.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Personally, I don't want to give a woman money unless she will be raising my children. However, it would be different if I was super wealthy.

i strongly advocate escortmaxxing if you're still a virgin, paying for a prostitute while other men bust their asses to get a landwhale makes you cross a line that will change your life forever. Knowing that a couple hundred bucks gets you 1 or 2 hours of good sex with a fairly good looking girl completely changes your views and approach on sex.

I don't have a positive view of escortcelling, but it is infinitely superior to being a betabux.