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Advice for incels!

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Hi I’m Becky, I’ve been studying you guys for my psychology 101 class at community college. But I think I could give you guys some solid advice. 1.) buy new cloths and get a haircut. Girls like a guy who maintains his appearance. 2.) approach girls. It always works for me when I approach guys. 3.) stop being so bitter. Girls no like that. Just be positive. That should help you guys a lot. I did all that and I got a boyfriend who’s kinda ugly but I love him. Here’s a pic
 

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Thanks you changed my life.
 
I know that there are many schools of thought on this question, but how many showers should I be taking each day to maximise my chances of finding a girlfriend?
 
Hi I’m Becky, I’ve been studying you guys for my psychology 101 class at community college. But I think I could give you guys some solid advice. 1.) buy new cloths and get a haircut. Girls like a guy who maintains his appearance. 2.) approach girls. It always works for me when I approach guys. 3.) stop being so bitter. Girls no like that. Just be positive. That should help you guys a lot. I did all that and I got a boyfriend who’s kinda ugly but I love him. Here’s a pic
tbh he would be called ugly in 2019
 
I know that there are many schools of thought on this question, but how many showers should I be taking each day to maximise my chances of finding a girlfriend?

Just make sure you don't stink of unwashed dick. Ask your mum to smell you she will be an appropriate judge.
 
Right away going to approach cute adorable fresh pure teen girls ¦>
 
I know that there are many schools of thought on this question, but how many showers should I be taking each day to maximise my chances of finding a girlfriend?
At least 10
 
"seriously just talk to girls. its not hard. I do just fine"

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Funny thing is that this isn't even even satire, it is the literal advice somebody would give us. I recall a female giving incels advice by telling them to: make themselves as presentable as possible (clothes, haircut, social skillmaxxing), maybe aim lower (try uglier girls) and keep trying. It was either a female user on some other incel-related site or an infiltrator here. Fucking hell, I'm so annoyed I can't find the screenshot.
 
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Funny thing is that this isn't even even satire, it is the literal advice somebody would give us. I recall a female giving incels advice by telling them to: make themselves as presentable as possible (clothes, haircut, social skillmaxxing), maybe aim lower (try uglier girls) and keep trying. It was either a female user on some other incel-related site or an infiltrator here.
 
I know that there are many schools of thought on this question, but how many showers should I be taking each day to maximise my chances of finding a girlfriend?
:feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
Society lies to us lonely men.
 
Funny thing is that this isn't even even satire, it is the literal advice somebody would give us. I recall a female giving incels advice by telling them to: make themselves as presentable as possible (clothes, haircut, social skillmaxxing), maybe aim lower (try uglier girls) and keep trying. It was either a female user on some other incel-related site or an infiltrator here. Fucking hell, I'm so annoyed I can't find the screenshot.
don't forget that female nigress on @supercheatbro's discuck server that told us to smile more
 
The more you know.
 
I know that there are many schools of thought on this question, but how many showers should I be taking each day to maximise my chances of finding a girlfriend?
Just one. A little bit attention everyone here! We all need to take just one shower to have a great worthy life! And yeah... don't forget the toaster...
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I know that there are many schools of thought on this question, but how many showers should I be taking each day to maximise my chances of finding a girlfriend?
I go to the gym in the morning and take one right after. Once a day should be good unless you are extremely sweaty.
 

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