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Serious Adam should've monitored and controlled eve..

erenyeager

erenyeager

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Eve was the pinnacle of incorrectioness. If I was Lucifer I would've given her cancer and force the bastard creator chuck Shirley to make another eve. Such a wimpy deity for not letting me intervene with human creation. Thou haveth erenyeager make everyone act like him equals perfected earth.
 
this might be the real eren nigger
 
Eve was the pinnacle of incorrectioness. If I was Lucifer I would've given her cancer and force the bastard creator chuck Shirley to make another eve. Such a wimpy deity for not letting me intervene with human creation. Thou haveth erenyeager make everyone act like him equals perfected earth.
Oyyyyyy veyyyyyy
 
Oyyyyyy veyyyyyy
My pretty little organism thou shall take my white shining light
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I will spread myself across the universe and all organisms will become me.
 
Brother, you are so based.
 
Adam should have asked god to make another w0men, also adam shouldn't have followed eve, if she decided to sell her ass to satan then let her reap what she saw, and he should have asked god to create a women that is loyal to him and only him.
 
Adam was bluepilled. After eating the apple, he eventually became a bit redpilled. But it wasn't entirely his fault. Eve was the only foid he had ever met.

And Adam wasn't even a Chad. Even would have cucked him if she could have, but he was the only man around.

These allegories are timeless. Why don't we ever learn from them?
 
Eve was the pinnacle of incorrectioness. If I was Lucifer I would've given her cancer and force the bastard creator chuck Shirley to make another eve. Such a wimpy deity for not letting me intervene with human creation. Thou haveth erenyeager make everyone act like him equals perfected earth.
adam got cucked by a snake, and now we have tentacle porn
 
Shouldve graped her
In gta
 
adam got cucked by a snake, and now we have tentacle porn
You Asians and your incorrect obsession with tentacle porn. THINK SLAYERSLAYER THINK WHY COULDNT YOU INJECT MY DNA INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM. You would've REGAINED HAIR BY NOW AND INHERITED MY FURY AND HIGH TESTOSTERONE.
 
Eve was the pinnacle of incorrectioness. If I was Lucifer I would've given her cancer and force the bastard creator chuck Shirley to make another eve. Such a wimpy deity for not letting me intervene with human creation. Thou haveth erenyeager make everyone act like him equals perfected earth.
eren yeager stop larping as manlet when ur 500 meters tall fakecel

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My pretty little organism thou shall take my white shining light
white light transport GIF by Pugatory



I will spread myself across the universe and all organisms will become me.
I'm an energy-based being.
 
If I was Lucifer I would've given her cancer and force the bastard creator chuck Shirley to make another eve.
If I was Lucifer (I am btw) I would have killed God for creating foids at all

Then I would be like, "What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: yay go me"
 
If I was Lucifer (I am btw) I would have killed God for creating foids at all

Then I would be like, "What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: yay go me"
Incorrect you are an organic cat. The most organic of them all. You scratch like a bitch and die like a bitch. But since youre on .is you are mere filler.

The only way you can redeem is to murder and grape toilets in GTA VI


Do it for the cosmos.
 
Nobody is in control thus nobody is at fault, it's a bunch of variables being mixed and tossed around.
 
Nobody is in control thus nobody is at fault, it's a bunch of variables being mixed and tossed around.
Incorrect. Their is always a variable. Only an organic can cope like this. Organics will always find way to never take any accountability for my suffering. For that you will be hit with a wrench irl.
 
Incorrect you are an organic cat. The most organic of them all.
this is a fascinating thing to say

I will take it as a compliment

but I am both Satan and a cat. Christians are retarded, so they don't realize that Satan is a shapeshifting cat. In fact, most things that Christians say about Satan are made up
 
this is a fascinating thing to say

I will take it as a compliment

but I am both Satan and a cat. Christians are retarded, so they don't realize that Satan is a shapeshifting cat. In fact, most things that Christians say about Satan are made up
Organic moment. Just kill the toilets in GTA viii.

I can smell your mammalian oil smell from here.
 
Organic moment. Just kill the toilets in GTA viii.
idk why you keep ranting about 'organics'

I guess you still haven't gotten over Mikasa huh
 
idk why you keep ranting about 'organics'

I guess you still haven't gotten over Mikasa huh
Organic moment number #252364747


Failed ginger haired pubed beard catcel refuses to follow an easy order. Keeps wanting my mi casa.
 
Who are you talking about. Take your meds!
'oi vey, take your jewpiillz goyim'

no I will not take the jewpillz

but you should cut a swastika into your wrist, to bleed out your inner kike
 
'oi vey, take your jewpiillz goyim'

no I will not take the jewpillz

but you should cut a swastika into your wrist, to bleed out your inner kike
Organic bitter batter
 
Organic bitter batter
ok betty botter

until you post the pics of the swastika on your wrist, preferably with blood covering it, this conversation is over
 
Destroy the world for inceldia
 
Eve was the pinnacle of incorrectioness. If I was Lucifer I would've given her cancer and force the bastard creator chuck Shirley to make another eve. Such a wimpy deity for not letting me intervene with human creation.
 
god should have stuck with adam qadmon

but bc he is a demiurge he was greedy and ruined all of creation by splitting man and creating eve

it's all (((yaldabaoth)))'s fault
 
omg wait I remember this thread it was some fun shit jfl
 

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