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This week was stressful, but had a good presentation today at work. So I'm going out with my coworkers tonight to let off steam. I skipped my after-work-fap just incase I bring a girl back to the spot.

Wish me luck guys, any tips?
 
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Just enjoy your drink dont overthink
 
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just approach them with confidence bro. :feelsokman: :soy::soy:
 
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lwolf27 said:
just approach them with confidence bro. :feelsokman: :soy::soy:
Yeah, approaching as a 5'5 steve urkle looking black guy is gonna hurt
 
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IronMike said:
I skipped my after-work-fap just incase I bring a girl back to the spot.
Yeah, about that.. it just won't happen, sorry man
 
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Don't listen to these defeatists, you can do it! It's just a question of how many times you get rejected and how low your standards are.
 
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IronMike said:
I skipped my after-work-fap just incase I bring a girl back to the spot.
lold
 
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You’re one of the most hopeful guys on here.
 
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Have fun bro :feelsokman: :feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber::feelsLightsaber:
 
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Ellsworth said:
You’re one of the most hopeful guys on here.
Tried the hopeless void but it only caused depression
Angry_runt said:
Don't listen to these defeatists, you can do it! It's just a question of how many times you get rejected and how low your standards are.
If you believe, you shall recieve!!!!
 
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Angry_runt said:
Don't listen to these defeatists, you can do it! It's just a question of how many times you get rejected and how low your standards are.
Don't forget to take a shower
 
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Don't be so misogynistic and you shouldn't have a problem getting laid.
 
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WawelDragon1683 said:
Don't be so misogynistic and you shouldn't have a problem getting laid.
I wasn't muh soggy kneestic back in high school and I still had issues
 
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IronMike said:
I wasn't muh soggy kneestic back in high school and I still had issues
It was becouse you didn't take enough showers back then. If you stop being such a sexist now and start respecting females, i;m sure you will have no problem getting laid.
 
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How do I control whiskey dick? I'm 5'5 and 135lbs and lose all sensation in my cock upon having 2 shots, which works against me because I need to lose most of my inhibition to talk to women in bars
 
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IronMike said:
Yeah, approaching as a 5'5 steve urkle looking black guy is gonna hurt
Leave the rainbow suspenders at home br0!
 
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IronMike said:
This week was stressful, but had a good presentation today at work. So I'm going out with my coworkers tonight to let off steam. I skipped my after-work-fap just incase I bring a girl back to the spot.

Wish me luck guys, any tips?

What kind of place do you work where you can go out for drink as co-workers?
 
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FrothySolutions said:
What kind of place do you work where you can go out for drink as co-workers?

military officer
 
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IronMike said:
Yeah, approaching as a 5'5 steve urkle looking black guy is gonna hurt

Do you have BBC?
 
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IronMike said:
military officer
Are you a CO or an NCO

Also jfl at being an officer while 5’5
 
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OverBeforeItBegan said:
Do you have BBC?
BBC is a myth perpetuated by faggots, but if you must know NO my dick is 5 inches bone pressed
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Are you a CO or an NCO

Also jfl at being an officer while 5’5
Commissioned Officer
 
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IronMike said:
BBC is a myth perpetuated by faggots, but if you must know NO my dick is 5 inches bone pressed

It's over then. Are you of west African descent or a Somalicel?
 
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drink some water
 
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Just realized I don't have any condoms. Oh well, still going to smack it if I'm lucky.
 
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Go get'em, tiger :y'all:
 
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Good luck man
 
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EyesAreSoCold said:
Good luck man
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Go get'em, tiger :y'all:
I'll gladly carry the hopes and dreams of all incels tonight. I will thrust with the force of 80% of men tonight!