NSFW A ridiculous suicide attempt that turned into a terrible death

[Trident]

A short-haired woman jumped off a bridge, and then a car ran over her head.

Due to the impact, 23-year-old Alexandra's head split and her brains were blown along the road. The witnesses were horrified.

 

[FiveThreeBlackCel]

they would of left my sub 3 ass right there like some roadkill

 

[Poopless One]

At least she kept an open mind.

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

would of

Why is this so common? I am an ESL and I can't imagine that any other ESL would say it. Is it like confusing your and you're because english speakers are retarded in their own written language?

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Too bad the white knights weren't also splatted

they would of left my sub 3 ass right there like some roadkill

 

[ESL]

black car appeared out of nowhere to finish her

 

[Jaxxel]

Imagine quitting the game on tutorial mode lmao

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Imagine quitting the game on tutorial mode lmao

roasties do this when Chad doesn't want them.

 

[rapetorturekill]

They could’ve dragged her away, way before the car passed LOL

Also that was way to low to die from.

 

[Trident]

They could’ve dragged her away, way before the car passed LOL

yes there was like few meters distance to safe space

 

[pauseforever]

black car appeared out of nowhere to finish her

 

[pauseforever]

[referring to "would of"] Why is this so common? I am an ESL and I can't imagine that any other ESL would say it. Is it like confusing your and you're because english speakers are retarded in their own written language?

Probably because native English speakers hear the expression long before they saw it written down.

Besides that, Even though native speakers might make these minor mistakes, they're often much better than ESL's when it comes to word choice and usage, which are what really matter in communication

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

they're often much better than ESL's when it comes to word choice and usage, which are what really matter in communication

That's a given, since they are mother tongue. I just find mistakes like "would of" and "your" strange, since, if you stopped for a second to think about the meaning of the words and their grammatical order, it would not make sense regardless if you heard and knew the correct form or not.

 

[Emba]

Mission accomplished!