Serious A possible film for incels.

[NEETAndTidy]

The Lobster (2015)

You go to a hotel and either find a romantic partner within 45 days or become an animal of your choice.


Would you accend with a woman who might not truly want you because she needs a man. Or would you become an animal?

Also what animal would you become?

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

spinosaurus

then i could eat the normies

 

[NEETAndTidy]

spinosaurus

then i could eat the normies

You wouldnt accept a woman who may or may not love you?

 

[Mongolianwizard]

can i rape

 

[NEETAndTidy]

can i rape

In the hotel? No. As an animal, sure why not. You're an animal

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

You wouldnt accept a woman who may or may not love you?

find girl with spinosaurus fetish

 

[NEETAndTidy]

find girl with spinosaurus fetish

Kek

 

[Incellectual]

I would become a German Shepard because you would get foids who would let you smash them with your doggy dong anyway. Now I get to get my dick wet AND I get to sit around the house all day as a dog.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I would become a German Shepard because you would get foids who would let you smash them with your doggy dong anyway. Now I get to get my dick wet AND I get to sit around the house all day as a dog.

HIGH IQ TBH seripusly youd do better as a dog than an incel

 

[Crustaciouse]

I would become a bird, dont really care what kind.
I always wanted to feel the freedom of soaring through the air at your own ability

 

[janoycresva]

Hmmm... id probably become a Bald Eagle rather than find a romantic partner, that would be super cool plus I could just have sex with the Bald Eagle femoids and attack Chads when I fly. Flying over Mt. McKinley, all the nature I could enjoy, fresh meat, admired by all, freedom, less stress by far, it would be great.

or a Grizzly Bear.

 

[Indari]

turn into an alligator and chomp up cunts

 

[Vodaccenu]

Bear, I can maul foids, take huge shits and LDAR for months.

 

[ColdPillow]

Megalodon

 

[Loooooser]

Panda cause I love pandas

 

[Void]

AC-130

 

[Anger]

Lars and the real girl for sure, the plot is basically the story of an oldcel who choses to cope by buying a sexdoll and treating her like a real person.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

The Lobster (2015)

You go to a hotel and either find a romantic partner within 45 days or become an animal of your choice.


Would you accend with a woman who might not truly want you because she needs a man. Or would you become an animal?

Also what animal would you become?

Indominus Rex

 

[Lindys]

A lobster.

Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.

(Good film)

 

[Gremlincel]

One of my favorite movies.

 

[Lindys]

One of my favorite movies.

Yorgos Lanthimos is one of films most promising directors today. Have you seen Dogtooth?

 

[Gremlincel]

Yorgos Lanthimos is one of films most promising directors today. Have you seen Dogtooth?

I have not. Interesting premise tho. It's good?

 

[Lindys]

I have not. Interesting premise tho. It's good?

It's pretty damn good. If you liked The Lobster then you've probably been broken in on his deadpan style.

Also catch Killing of a Sacred Deer.

 

[Gremlincel]

It's pretty damn good. If you liked The Lobster then you've probably been broken in on his deadpan style.

Also catch Killing of a Sacred Deer.

I'll check 'em out, about time I seen some of the directors other stuff.

 

[jerrycan dan]

Maybe if I become a dog white girls will want to have sex with me. It'd be pretty neat being a huge german shepherd with a nice coat of fur, strong jaws and a fat red rocket.

 

[microDongCityUSA]

i liked the movie, check out directors other films they are equally as good i think

Maybe if I become a dog white girls will want to have sex with me. It'd be pretty neat being a huge german shepherd with a nice coat of fur, strong jaws and a fat red rocket.

foids seem to be attracted to muscular dogs , i think its also the reason they obsess about horses another muscular animal which they ride their vagina on

 

[jerrycan dan]

foids seem to be attracted to muscular dogs , i think its also the reason they obsess about horses another muscular animal which they ride their vagina on

It's truly over for chihuahuacels

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

If you become an animal do you retain your consciousness and memories?