SuicideFuel A pointless warning

[lastchancel]

Going out to have a few pints with a couple of friends and my mom warned me "Don't get anybody pregnant, I just heard a story about a girl getting pregnant from a one night stand and her struggles"

and I said back plainly "yea I'll try not to, ha"


but I died a little inside. Having parents that don't realise how subhuman you are in honestly heartbreaking. I feel like I should tell them but on the otherhand a conversation like that is not something I will ever be ready for.

 

[tiredofthisshit]

well if you ever had sex with a girl she would do it because she wants to child support rape you /or rob/kidnap you

 

[Incellectual]

well if you ever had sex with a girl she would do it because she wants to child support rape you /or rob/kidnap you

 

[lastchancel]

well if you ever had sex with a girl she would do it because she wants to child support rape you /or rob/kidnap you

at least I can sleep easy knowing that shit will never happen to me

 

[NeetSupremacist]

Damn your mother must be coping fucking hard for saying that.

 

[lastchancel]

Damn your mother must be coping fucking hard for saying that.

i honestly think she said it to see what my response was

 

[Zaetheus]

I hate when relatives say shit like that tbh

 

[Anger]

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I hate when relatives say shit like that tbh

 

[Moustachcel]

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I hate when relatives say shit like that tbh

 

[Spite]

Don't fuck too many bitches son

 

[Zaetheus]

Don't fuck too many bitches son

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Damn your mother must be coping fucking hard for saying that.

tbh

 

[Ecstasy]

Damn your mother must be coping fucking hard for saying that.

My mother is doing that too. My father already realized what is going on. SORRY DAD

 

[LokiNegus]

Going out to have a few pints with a couple of friends and my mom warned me "Don't get anybody pregnant, I just heard a story about a girl getting pregnant from a one night stand and her struggles"

and I said back plainly "yea I'll try not to, ha"


but I died a little inside. Having parents that don't realise how subhuman you are in honestly heartbreaking. I feel like I should tell them but on the otherhand a conversation like that is not something I will ever be ready for.

Be happy you have friends at least

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Yes, “”””””””””her struggles””””””””””

 

[lastchancel]

Be happy you have friends at least

meh, i have horrible paranoia so i think everyone hates me even though they most likely don't

Don't fuck too many bitches son

I'll try not to

 

[Felix97]

Did my reply inspire you to make this thread?

My parents are kinda same, maybe even worse. When my mother found out who my oneitis was, she told me that she knows my oneitis and her motjer and that both are huge sluts. I should make sure to use a condom. Same day father gave me money to buy some and told me a few of his slayer stories.

 

[fiveeightcel]

Might not be completely over, at least your mom thinks you can get laid.

 

[lastchancel]

Might not be completely over, at least your mom thinks you can get laid.

cope

 

[Deleted member 60]

fakecel. My parents have no faith in me.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

fakecel. My parents have no faith in me.

 

[lastchancel]

fakecel. My parents have no faith in me.

fakecel. My parents have no faith in me.

in reality they are "just be confident"

 

[nxdismycope]

lol everytime i go to a vacation my mom tells me to "wear a condom". and i dont think she means escorts.

 

[Professorjpj]

Going out to have a few pints with a couple of friends and my mom warned me "Don't get anybody pregnant, I just heard a story about a girl getting pregnant from a one night stand and her struggles"

and I said back plainly "yea I'll try not to, ha"


but I died a little inside. Having parents that don't realise how subhuman you are in honestly heartbreaking. I feel like I should tell them but on the otherhand a conversation like that is not something I will ever be ready for.

Could be WORSE.. My mother believed I was GAY cause she never saw me with females, EVER!

 

[lastchancel]

Could be WORSE.. My mother believed I was GAY cause she never saw me with females, EVER!

normies and chads find the idea of not getting laid so out-of-this-world that you must be gay if you don't

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Don't take any showers before you leave.

 

[Mik_TFL]

Going out to have a few pints with a couple of friends and my mom warned me "Don't get anybody pregnant, I just heard a story about a girl getting pregnant from a one night stand and her struggles"

and I said back plainly "yea I'll try not to, ha"


but I died a little inside. Having parents that don't realise how subhuman you are in honestly heartbreaking. I feel like I should tell them but on the otherhand a conversation like that is not something I will ever be ready for.

..."haha, you should be more worried that I'll never make you a grandma"... that would be the whole conversation

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Damn your mother must be coping fucking hard for saying that.

this, i cant even imagine a scenario where my parents would ask me this, they know its over for me.

 

[WhiteShariaNow]

Man thats brutal...

 

[lastchancel]

..."haha, you should be more worried that I'll never make you a grandma"... that would be the whole conversation

I have siblings

 

[juktyx]

Might not be completely over, at least your mom thinks you can get laid.

before my mom died she always said shit like that to me. i don’t think it’s they think we’ll get laid, it’s just them being nice.

 

[Existentialcel]

You’re mom sounds kinda cool. My asian mom would tell me to go study if I wanted to go out

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

its over