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Blackpill A day in the life of chad

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Chad wakes up a little groggy with a bad head ache. He decides to get some food in the supermarket. While he is walking all women check him out but he receives no dopamine from this as this is usual business.

In the supermarket he gets huge smiles and flirty eyes from the stacy female cashier. He starts to feel a little better.

He goes back at home to eat and chill and constantly receives messages from girls he already fucked. He gets irritated by all those messages and put off his phone.

In a bad mood again a male friend invites him to go to a restaurant. In there he notices a very cute waitress. She keeps checking him out. On the bill he notices a phone number with a smiley on it. Chad starts to feel good again.

He decides to go hit the club with his friend. In there drunk beckie girls keep approaching him; but he rejects them all. He wants to text the beautiful 9/10 waitress.

She immediately responds to his message. After a while she gives him her address. He arrives; they have some wine together and she starts to suck him off.

Today was not a bad day after all.
 
chad is god chad is king
 
This is the problem when we let women out of the house
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Chad wakes up a little groggy with a bad head ache.
As if his superior genetics allow him to feel hungover. This is supreme level coping tbh. Chad doesn't get shitfaced drunk to escape his real life problems, because he doesn't have any.
 
Chad can get all of this attention in only 1 day or let's be fair 1 week while I can't even get that in my fucking 20 yo of stupid life and probably will never be ⚰️
 
  • Wakes up with two 10/10 models from his nightly threesome
  • They decide to make out with him and suck his dick to wake him up
  • Goes into his shower with them where they wash him and grind their naked bodies against his
  • Eats pussy for breakfast
  • He's never alone in public. He drives to school in his Lamborghini with all his Chad bros.
  • While driving around, they taunt and throw drinks at a lonely incel before speeding off
  • They run over an incel. Nobody calls the cops because he was ugly. Even his mutilated decomposing corpse is invisible to everyone.
  • Arrives in class late, all whores line up for a good-morning kiss
  • Sits down and talks with his Chad bros about banging bitches in earshot of an incel (which he doesn't notice or care), makes it impossible for him to do any work
  • Class ends, he walks around campus with his pack of Chads and Tyrones, beating up and mugging lonely incels for fun
  • His friends record him bullying an incel, it instantly goes viral on YouTube with all comments supporting him and mocking the incel
  • Meets up with one of his countless side chicks for lunch at a coffee shop
  • They flirt and kiss loudly, not realizing or caring that an incel is right behind them trying to work
  • Goes to class, sits down and swipes through his 2,000 Tinder matches from that day so far. All have texted him first.
  • Goes to the gym, effortlessly dominates every powerlift and makes everyone laugh at the gymcels
  • Goes home and prepares himself for his nightly yacht party
  • Drives there with his Chad bros, attendance in the thousands
  • He dances and makes out with countless whores
  • Chugs 40 oz of beer while everyone cheers him on; he's barely even tipsy
  • Because he feels like it, he picks up three 10/10 models and drives them back to his house
  • Two of them fellate him while one sits on his face
  • After two hours, he climaxes like a volcano
  • They all cuddle up next to him and kiss his neck
  • He scrolls through his phone and the 3,000 nudes he received that day
  • While posting for his 100k Instagram followers, he notices news of an incel's suicide/ER
  • He laughs and wonders why he didn't "just have confidence"
  • Decides to go to sleep
  • His fuckbuddies whisper in unison "Good night, Chad!" with one last kiss each
  • They all fall asleep
  • Repeat
 
  • Wakes up with two 10/10 models from his nightly threesome
  • They decide to make out with him and suck his dick to wake him up
  • Goes into his shower with them where they wash him and grind their naked bodies against his
  • Eats pussy for breakfast
  • He's never alone in public. He drives to school in his Lamborghini with all his Chad bros.
  • While driving around, they taunt and throw drinks at a lonely incel before speeding off
  • They run over an incel. Nobody calls the cops because he was ugly. Even his mutilated decomposing corpse is invisible to everyone.
  • Arrives in class late, all whores line up for a good-morning kiss
  • Sits down and talks with his Chad bros about banging bitches in earshot of an incel (which he doesn't notice or care), makes it impossible for him to do any work
  • Class ends, he walks around campus with his pack of Chads and Tyrones, beating up and mugging lonely incels for fun
  • His friends record him bullying an incel, it instantly goes viral on YouTube with all comments supporting him and mocking the incel
  • Meets up with one of his countless side chicks for lunch at a coffee shop
  • They flirt and kiss loudly, not realizing or caring that an incel is right behind them trying to work
  • Goes to class, sits down and swipes through his 2,000 Tinder matches from that day so far. All have texted him first.
  • Goes to the gym, effortlessly dominates every powerlift and makes everyone laugh at the gymcels
  • Goes home and prepares himself for his nightly yacht party
  • Drives there with his Chad bros, attendance in the thousands
  • He dances and makes out with countless whores
  • Chugs 40 oz of beer while everyone cheers him on; he's barely even tipsy
  • Because he feels like it, he picks up three 10/10 models and drives them back to his house
  • Two of them fellate him while one sits on his face
  • After two hours, he climaxes like a volcano
  • They all cuddle up next to him and kiss his neck
  • He scrolls through his phone and the 3,000 nudes he received that day
  • While posting for his 100k Instagram followers, he notices news of an incel's suicide/ER
  • He laughs and wonders why he didn't "just have confidence"
  • Decides to go to sleep
  • His fuckbuddies whisper in unison "Good night, Chad!" with one last kiss each
  • They all fall asleep
  • Repeat
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  • Wakes up with two 10/10 models from his nightly threesome
  • They decide to make out with him and suck his dick to wake him up
  • Goes into his shower with them where they wash him and grind their naked bodies against his
  • Eats pussy for breakfast
  • He's never alone in public. He drives to school in his Lamborghini with all his Chad bros.
  • While driving around, they taunt and throw drinks at a lonely incel before speeding off
  • They run over an incel. Nobody calls the cops because he was ugly. Even his mutilated decomposing corpse is invisible to everyone.
  • Arrives in class late, all whores line up for a good-morning kiss
  • Sits down and talks with his Chad bros about banging bitches in earshot of an incel (which he doesn't notice or care), makes it impossible for him to do any work
  • Class ends, he walks around campus with his pack of Chads and Tyrones, beating up and mugging lonely incels for fun
  • His friends record him bullying an incel, it instantly goes viral on YouTube with all comments supporting him and mocking the incel
  • Meets up with one of his countless side chicks for lunch at a coffee shop
  • They flirt and kiss loudly, not realizing or caring that an incel is right behind them trying to work
  • Goes to class, sits down and swipes through his 2,000 Tinder matches from that day so far. All have texted him first.
  • Goes to the gym, effortlessly dominates every powerlift and makes everyone laugh at the gymcels
  • Goes home and prepares himself for his nightly yacht party
  • Drives there with his Chad bros, attendance in the thousands
  • He dances and makes out with countless whores
  • Chugs 40 oz of beer while everyone cheers him on; he's barely even tipsy
  • Because he feels like it, he picks up three 10/10 models and drives them back to his house
  • Two of them fellate him while one sits on his face
  • After two hours, he climaxes like a volcano
  • They all cuddle up next to him and kiss his neck
  • He scrolls through his phone and the 3,000 nudes he received that day
  • While posting for his 100k Instagram followers, he notices news of an incel's suicide/ER
  • He laughs and wonders why he didn't "just have confidence"
  • Decides to go to sleep
  • His fuckbuddies whisper in unison "Good night, Chad!" with one last kiss each
  • They all fall asleep
  • Repeat
 
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