JFL 6 Months of No Sex Down the Drain in One Night

[Lv99_BixNood]

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I’ve been going on dates during this six-month break. I went out with one guy at least 10 times, and it still never escalated or got to that point. The one weekend I thought it would happen, my period started, and then things fizzled out. I saw another guy a decent amount as well. I liked him, but wasn’t sexually attracted to him, and then he moved for a temp work assignment, so that fizzled as well.

Billy Beta gets no sex after 10 dates

Meanwhile, chad:

Now, for the guy who got the jewel — the most precious metal — my coochie

We started making out heavily, and I blurted out, “I want to suck your dick.

Sucks his dick on first date. Classic roastie

 

[GrandWizard_137]

I'll never make out with a foid and have her want to suck my dick

 

[TerribleFate]

Keep the ropefuel coming I need it.

 

[GeckoBus]

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Billy Beta gets no sex after 10 dates

Meanwhile, chad:

Now, for the guy who got the jewel — the most precious metal — my coochie

holy fucking narcissisism
imagine talking about your dick like that
my beloved ceptre, the golden rod, thy light in the darkness, the tower of grace from whence your coochie was directed thusly

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

my beloved ceptre, the golden rod, thy light in the darkness, the tower of grace from whence your coochie was directed thusly

 

[Grodd]

 

[Oneitiscel]

No wonder she deleted the post. How embarrassing!

 

[BlueCore]

Now, for the guy who got the jewel — the most precious metal — my coochie

You mean your roast beef flaps that have been blown out to oblivion?