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TeeHee 42 yo woman shares requirements to be with her

She should get married to her PC seeing as no-one would wife her up.
 
she's so brave and strong to share her dating prerequisites to the world, I've rehashed the list onto excel and I'm gonna fucking maxx everything till I meet her standards right now!
 
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Wall-foid makes a fuking spreadsheet.
Wtf is this shit :society:
 
Geriatric pregnancy incoming.

Women seem to think men are like build-a-bears, kinda childish to have that many things you want in a person.

None of those standards matter though, the moment she sees an attractive guy she will drop all the other standards. The things that matter to women are good looks and if he's also a psychopath that's a plus.
 
*sign*, fixed. Can someone here please tell me a reliable image host because half the time I upload an image here I get that fucking "yikes" message and it doesn't work when I attach files either half the time seemingly at random. And then when you try and insert image by URL half the time it rejects it. FFS FIX THIS SHIT SOMEONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
this site has god awful image uploading. makes me wanna spam threads till i get banned in protest of how shitty it is
 
Lmao ugly old slut what kinda babies will she deliver at 43 yo jfl shes good to be thrown in fire only
Burning in fire is a privilege. She doesn't even deserve that.
 
*sign*, fixed. Can someone here please tell me a reliable image host because half the time I upload an image here I get that fucking "yikes" message and it doesn't work when I attach files either half the time seemingly at random. And then when you try and insert image by URL half the time it rejects it. FFS FIX THIS SHIT SOMEONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
Anonfiles
 
I want to rape this whore cut her clitoris, and chew on it then piss and take dump in her mouth. I want to behead this whore and poke the eyeballs out of her sockets and put her decapitated head on a stick (in fortnite)
 
this site has god awful image uploading. makes me wanna spam threads till i get banned in protest of how shitty it is
don't upload JPG and JPEG above 100KB, if it's more then convert to PNG. Oddly enough 9MB PNG will upload and process faster than 150kb JPG
 
It says geeky nerdy but chad only
 
I wouldn't want her if she payed me for it
 
She kinda looks like the girl I’m going to ask out this year.
 
I want to rape this whore cut her clitoris, and chew on it then piss and take dump in her mouth. I want to behead this whore and poke the eyeballs out of her sockets and put her decapitated head on a stick (in fortnite)
 
You got the vid ?
 
great to see brocels, but seems like looksfags found this before us
Brocels

Looksf
 
post wall roasties are digusting
 
Honestly, after skimming, they are fine. It's just she listed every minor things so it looks long.

Just like when foids complain about being stay at home wife, they would break down house chore to
1.not shitting on floor
2. Wash dishes
3.wash mugs
4. Clean tables
Etc
When guys just say house chore and leave the minor things to being common sense
At least somebody aren't fully consumed by radicalism! Thank God.. yes, list is pretty much fair enough, she doesn't want some millionaire or scientist

But userbase will mercilessly beat down everything that looks even remotely controversial.. she is old, of course - but hell, why should we care? We won't even see her irl.. Why people go into full sperg mode in internet over such nonsense is beyond me
 
That's why she's single
 
Does she really have so many men on the go at once, that she needs this spreadsheet to rank them all and prioritize her dating life?

Or is more like the fantasies of a lovelorn teenager, drawing pencil sketches of her imaginary boyfriend?
 
At least somebody aren't fully consumed by radicalism! Thank God.. yes, list is pretty much fair enough, she doesn't want some millionaire or scientist

But userbase will mercilessly beat down everything that looks even remotely controversial.. she is old, of course - but hell, why should we care? We won't even see her irl.. Why people go into full sperg mode in internet over such nonsense is beyond me
Kys faggot that list literally cuts 99.999℅ of men access to her vagina
 
How autism in females manifests itself.
26. one ex wife max, 37. never married:feelsUnreal:
To be fair, 26 is a requirement while 37 is merely nice to have, so they're technically not contradictory.
Honestly, after skimming, they are fine.
list is pretty much fair enough
I respectfully disagree. While any individual point on her list would have been fine by itself, putting them all together leaves hardly any wiggle room. She has pretty well colored in the entire personality of her future suitor. I'm pretty sure more people got "holocausted"* than there are people good enough for that wretched spinster. That's not to say other toilets ain't like that -- they are -- but that don't mean it ain't ridiculous. Hypergamy has gotten so out of hand that virtually all toilets have ridiculous standards these days.

* I remind you the Holocaust didn't happen
 
I respectfully disagree. While any individual point on her list would have been fine by itself, putting them all together leaves hardly any wiggle room. She has pretty well colored in the entire personality of her future suitor. I'm pretty sure more people got "holocausted"* than there are people good enough for that wretched spinster. That's not to say other toilets ain't like that -- they are -- but that don't mean it ain't ridiculous. Hypergamy has gotten so out of hand that virtually all toilets have ridiculous standards these days.

* I remind you the Holocaust didn't happen
This is ideal boyfriend/husband list, not "you must check-in in everything if you want to be with me". Can't she dream of ideal? She is just a human, after all.. we all have our ideals, idols, and can write down our ideal partner in perfect scrutiny, but we all know - there is no ideal on this dusty sphere. She will settle down for someone, who can check-in in at least core values of her

Radicali(s)zation sure can cloud a man's judgment. If you don't like something/somebody from the start - you will find a way to bite it, trash it somehow

Each to their own) You, of all local users, should know that you can't change other's minds - if they are bent on something, pretty much they will die on that hill. Look at locals! Nobody likes being proved wrong, being said - "ha, your beliefs suck"

So - you are right, and i am right too, we have two different points of view. No problem with it)

The woman is old hag, obviously, but can't she dream of a prince on white steed? Let her slide. And.. she doesn't require apartment from her suitor???? Now that is strange (and very much appreciated)
 
How autism in females manifests itself.

To be fair, 26 is a requirement while 37 is merely nice to have, so they're technically not contradictory.


I respectfully disagree. While any individual point on her list would have been fine by itself, putting them all together leaves hardly any wiggle room. She has pretty well colored in the entire personality of her future suitor. I'm pretty sure more people got "holocausted"* than there are people good enough for that wretched spinster. That's not to say other toilets ain't like that -- they are -- but that don't mean it ain't ridiculous. Hypergamy has gotten so out of hand that virtually all toilets have ridiculous standards these days.

* I remind you the Holocaust didn't happen
What do you mean? The list basically summarizes to dont be overly political, be available and communicate like a normal boyfriend or even friend would, and dont be a neet.

And having similar hobby so you can go out and have fun together is a plus. Same logic with living nearby.

And no manwhore because you shouldnt be one in the first place

What did i miss?
 
This is ideal boyfriend/husband list, not "you must check-in in everything if you want to be with me".
No, it isn't. If you look carefully at her spreadsheet you'll see that she indicated that her first few criteria are required (the B column is labeled "Required" and the first few criteria have an "X" is that column).
What do you mean? The list basically summarizes to dont be overly political, be available and communicate like a normal boyfriend or even friend would, and dont be a neet.

And having similar hobby so you can go out and have fun together is a plus. Same logic with living nearby.

And no manwhore because you shouldnt be one in the first place

What did i miss?
You missed a couple of things -- e.g., you'd have to be "science-minded", you can't be materialistic, you're not allowed to drink moderately or smoke, you have to be fit, you have to be taller than her, you have to still want kids, and you can't be shallow (whatever the fuck she means with that). I guess these criteria combined don't sound demanding to you. They do to me. What percentage of the male populace in the relevant age range (she preferably wants a man up to 10 years younger than her JFL) do you think checks all of the boxes you and I mentioned? (those were all "Required" except the sharing hobbies criteria btw)
 
No, it isn't. If you look carefully at her spreadsheet you'll see that she indicated that her first few criteria are required (the B column is labeled "Required" and the first few criteria have an "X" is that column).
Look at the left, it is ideal. Required to be her "ideal"

You really want to continue this pointless blabber? Didn't read anything more, i presume..
 
I fit most of her criterium, yet odds are high she'd never give me a chance.

This list only contains socially acceptable criteria, not the real ones that matter.
 
Look at the left, it is ideal. Required to be her "ideal"
I missed that. My bad. That said, why would there be "Nice to Have" criteria for her ideal profile? That makes no sense.
 
I missed that. My bad. That said, why would there be "Nice to Have" criteria for her ideal profile? That makes no sense.
No problem, thank you for not going full ape/sperg like some locals would do.. radicalisation surely clouds eyes)

My guess lies in this - she did make this document in semi-realistic way, of course nobody is going to meet all her demands, so here is the list of her core demands, and here is utilities, nice to have, but not that viable

Interesting, what is in minuses for her ideal - they are starting in bottom of the list

Looks like, if you will have at least some core values, and not much bad ones - she will check-in on points - if sufficient, then good.. if not - I don't think that she will straight-up throw him into the bin, it is ridiculous

I just hope that she can provide sufficient benefits to her partner too
 
No problem, thank you for not going full ape/sperg like some locals would do.. radicalisation surely clouds eyes)
I dunno if radicalization has much to do with it. Normies often also go ballistic when you disagree with woke ideals.
My guess lies in this - she did make this document in semi-realistic way, of course nobody is going to meet all her demands, so here is the list of her core demands, and here is utilities, nice to have, but not that viable

Interesting, what is in minuses for her ideal - they are starting in bottom of the list

Looks like, if you will have at least some core values, and not much bad ones - she will check-in on points - if sufficient, then good.. if not - I don't think that she will straight-up throw him into the bin, it is ridiculous
In all likelihood that's how she intended it. IMHO she could have structured it better tho. Just the points indicating relative import should have sufficed.
I just hope that she can provide sufficient benefits to her partner too
She's willing to give her to-be partner a probably defective child. Jokes aside, I hope so too. It would be better if men didn't give such conceited women time of day, but alas, they will.
 

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