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30 minutes escort appointment is the same price as an used Nintendo Switch (not Lite, the real switch Switch)

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I wrote at first "30 minutes of escort sex" but is not that at all. 30 minutes must include the mandatory shower at the start, payment, end preparations (you must exit the apartment before the 30 minutes is full), the escort will interrupt intercourse basically 5 minutes before the time ends.

For me with premature ejaculation and never having had any Nintendo console, escorts are just not worth their asking price, even as a virgin.
 
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how much?
People are selling non-Lite Switches for 200 euros and with multiple first-party games and some even with the Switch Pro controller.
So without games and the Switch Pro controller, it is 150/160 euros, exactly the same price as 30 minutes with Finnish escorts.
 
Damn, Finnish hookers are like Jews.
 
I saw also PS4 Pro sold for 150 euros. Probably someone bought it very quickly. I think it was too low price, they are not manufactured any more and PS5 is impossible to find.
 
I would rather take the Switch.
 
I wrote at first "30 minutes of escort sex" but is not that at all. 30 minutes must include the mandatory shower at the start, payment, end preparations (you must exit the apartment before the 30 minutes is full), the escort will interrupt intercourse basically 5 minutes before the time ends.

For me with premature ejaculation and never having had any Nintendo console, escorts are just not worth their asking price, even as a virgin.
You guys have some shitty escorts where you live lol

A good one would atleast let you finish, its not like it takes long to make a man cum
 
You guys have some shitty escorts where you live lol

A good one would atleast let you finish, its not like it takes long to make a man cum
It aint even that

Some of these dudes are just literal pussies IRL and let anyone push them around. It's always the dudes who cant defend themselves always making these high inhib excuses as to why they wouldn't escortcel :feelsjuice:
 
50 euros and thank you the only two sentences foid immigrants from Romania know in Germany
 
You can fuck a good looking escort on Shitzil for 50 bucks a hour, maybe even less. A switch here costs 500 bucks.
 
I wrote at first "30 minutes of escort sex" but is not that at all. 30 minutes must include the mandatory shower at the start, payment, end preparations (you must exit the apartment before the 30 minutes is full), the escort will interrupt intercourse basically 5 minutes before the time ends.

For me with premature ejaculation and never having had any Nintendo console, escorts are just not worth their asking price, even as a virgin.

Ok die a virgin then i guess
 
Here's central London escort prices, I will never go with a UK hooker again tho. I am waiting until I move to Pattaya

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My 2 UK hooker experiences were cheaper since I don't live in Central.
 
It aint even that

Some of these dudes are just literal pussies IRL and let anyone push them around. It's always the dudes who cant defend themselves always making these high inhib excuses as to why they wouldn't escortcel :feelsjuice:
That mindset is exactly why I made this thread:

Too many men excuse themselves of reponsibility by saying they got "scammed" by women

They didn't get scammed, they were just too much of a pussy to demand what they paid for or take it by force, because they ironically want to think of themselves as a "good person" whilst paying someone for sex

Like a woman they want to have their cake and eat it too

Emotional thinking and ego clouds their judgement and that's why they get taken advantage of

I wrote at first "30 minutes of escort sex" but is not that at all. 30 minutes must include the mandatory shower at the start, payment, end preparations (you must exit the apartment before the 30 minutes is full), the escort will interrupt intercourse basically 5 minutes before the time ends.

For me with premature ejaculation and never having had any Nintendo console, escorts are just not worth their asking price, even as a virgin.
If you aren't willing to slap a bitch for the pussy you paid for stop thinking of yourself as a "man" :feelskek:,

A lot of you guys are too soft, stop it with all this "I'm a good person" bullshit, no you aren't, stop lying toy yourself and accept that you are a predator, that is the role assigned to you because you were born with bad genetics, accept it and grow up

Men like us have to grab women by the pussy :feelskek:

You paid for an orgasm so you are going to finish, you aren't paying for "her time", you are paying to "fuck her to the point of orgasm"
 
50 euros and thank you the only two sentences foid immigrants from Romania know in Germany
Pimped Romanians and Moldovans are 200 euros for an hour and 100 euros for 30 minutes in Finland.

You can fuck a good looking escort on Shitzil for 50 bucks a hour, maybe even less. A switch here costs 500 bucks.
Do you mean Brazil? I would like more replies like this comparing something like a game console price for the normal prostitute price one must pay typically. This shows how Finnish men are about the most pussy-deprived in the world, willing to pay typically 250 euros for an hour with an escort. Is that 500 bucks for a used Switch? New Switch costs in Finland in Prisma and other normal places 350 euros, but online you can buy it for 330 euros. Euro area price is 300 euros, but everything is always more expensive in Finland, we have the middle-man Bergsala importing Nintendo consoles since the 1980's and VAT is higher than the euro area average.

Here's central London escort prices, I will never go with a UK hooker again tho. I am waiting until I move to Pattaya

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My 2 UK hooker experiences were cheaper since I don't live in Central.
The prices are fixed in Finland; it costs the same everywhere. No matter whether central Helsinki or any other place. We have clear pussy-cartel operating and setting the prices instead of free markets.

they were just too much of a pussy to demand what they paid for or take it by force
If you aren't willing to slap a bitch for the pussy you paid for stop thinking of yourself as a "man"
I paid for 30 minutes. That means I must enter and leave before 30 minutes is used. The 30 minutes is the limit, whether one cummed or not. That is the fact. You are like the typical black person, that's why most escorts do not even take blacks at all as customers, they also try to haggle and not use condoms, think they can do whatever they want with the escort like you clearly think etc. etc.

You paid for an orgasm so you are going to finish, you aren't paying for "her time", you are paying to "fuck her to the point of orgasm"
Patently wrong. We pay for time. Finnish escorts typically don't have cum limits. Foreigners do, but it is 30 minutes OR 1 cum. Or 60 minuts and 2 cums.
 
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That mindset is exactly why I made this thread:

Too many men excuse themselves of reponsibility by saying they got "scammed" by women

They didn't get scammed, they were just too much of a pussy to demand what they paid for or take it by force, because they ironically want to think of themselves as a "good person" whilst paying someone for sex

Like a woman they want to have their cake and eat it too

Emotional thinking and ego clouds their judgement and that's why they get taken advantage of


If you aren't willing to slap a bitch for the pussy you paid for stop thinking of yourself as a "man" :feelskek:,

A lot of you guys are too soft, stop it with all this "I'm a good person" bullshit, no you aren't, stop lying toy yourself and accept that you are a predator, that is the role assigned to you because you were born with bad genetics, accept it and grow up

Men like us have to grab women by the pussy :feelskek:

You paid for an orgasm so you are going to finish, you aren't paying for "her time", you are paying to "fuck her to the point of orgasm"
I blame social media and the soy programming of wanting to make men romantic while believing in "true love" :soy::bluepill:

These imbeciles man, sometimes you just have to let people rot away at their own comfort levels :fuk:
 
Pimped Romanians and Moldovans are 200 euros for an hour and 100 euros for 30 minutes in Finland.


Do you mean Brazil? I would like more replies like this comparing something like a game console price for the normal prostitute price one must pay typically. This shows how Finnish men are about the most pussy-deprived in the world, willing to pay typically 250 euros for an hour with an escort. Is that 500 bucks for a used Switch? New Switch costs in Finland in Prisma and other normal places 350 euros, but online you can buy it for 330 euros. Euro area price is 300 euros, but everything is always more expensive in Finland, we have the middle-man Bergsala importing Nintendo consoles since the 1980's and VAT is higher than the euro area average.


The prices are fixed in Finland; it costs the same everywhere. No matter whether central Helsinki or any other place. We have clear pussy-cartel operating.



I paid for 30 minutes. That means I must enter and leave before 30 minutes is used. The 30 is the limit, whether one cummed or not. That is the fact. You are like the typical black person, that's why most escorts do not even take blacks at all, they also try to haggle and not use the condom etc. etc.


Patently wrong. We pay for time. Finnish escorts typically don't have cum limits. Foreigners do, but it is 30 minutes OR 1 cum. Or 60 minuts and 2 cums.
Yes, brazil, 500 bucks even for a used one, especially if it's hacked.
 
Patently wrong. We pay for time. Finnish escorts typically don't have cum limits. Foreigners do, but it is 30 minutes OR 1 cum. Or 60 minuts and 2 cums.
They have STRUCTURED IT so that you have to treat the service AS IF you paying for time, but you are NOT ACTUALLY paying to spend time with these women are you?

Its them setting their rates based on time, but they know full well you are paying to have sex and reach orgasm


Is prostitution legal in Finland?

If not I would just fuck a bitch regardless, she could call it rape if she wants, if I'm 5 mins away from cumming at the 30 mins are up, I'm holding her down for 5 mins, I came to cum not "spend time", she knows that, I know that, and she can't go to the police anyways

But I'm assuming Finland is a cucked white country where its probably legal or has the "Nordic Model" (illegal to buy sex, legal to sell sex), if so you are fucked, and I'd advise that you wealthmax and don't waste your time in that country anymore lol
 
Yes, brazil, 500 bucks even for a used one, especially if it's hacked.
That is because Brazil has high import taxes for game-consoles, that's why some consoles have been manufactured in Brazil just for the Brazilian market.
They have STRUCTURED IT so that you have to treat the service AS IF you paying for time, but you are NOT ACTUALLY paying to spend time with these women are you?

Its them setting their rates based on time, but they know full well you are paying to have sex and reach orgasm


Is prostitution legal in Finland?

If not I would just fuck a bitch regardless, she could call it rape if she wants, if I'm 5 mins away from cumming at the 30 mins are up, I'm holding her down for 5 mins, I came to cum not "spend time", she knows that, I know that, and she can't go to the police anyways

But I'm assuming Finland is a cucked white country where its probably legal or has the "Nordic Model" (illegal to buy sex, legal to sell sex), if so you are fucked, and I'd advise that you wealthmax and don't waste your time in that country anymore lol
Brothels and advertising and street selling are all illegal, but paying and selling sex is legal without advertising and doing it in public places and rented apartments (the landlord would be a pimp in that case, but that is often overlooked). She can go to the police if the customer stays longer than agreed and paid. She can call the cops, it is legal business.

Wealthmaxxing is very hard like moving to other country as an autistic incel.

How is it cucked if it is legal?

I won't have that problem, I have premature ejaculation problem rather, like I wrote.

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How is it cucked if it is legal? @BlkPillPres
 
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I wrote at first "30 minutes of escort sex" but is not that at all. 30 minutes must include the mandatory shower at the start, payment, end preparations (you must exit the apartment before the 30 minutes is full), the escort will interrupt intercourse basically 5 minutes before the time ends.

For me with premature ejaculation and never having had any Nintendo console, escorts are just not worth their asking price, even as a virgin.
Is better the whole hour. That was useful for me at the beginning because I have death grip and even after that I´m capable to enjoy the 55 minutes.
You should practice ejaculation disruption via breathing to last longer.
 
lol why tf escorts make you take a shower first

bitch i took a shower this morning
 

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