NSFW 27 straight years of gooning.

[WiZardTheGrAY]

Hard to believe it’s been that long.

My go-to photo on the internet back then was some Hispanic chick with amazing bare tits standing next to a waterfall. Wish I could still find it again.

Fully-clothed, I would simply press my erect cock against my grandma’s computer table through my pants until I burst (I usually made sure to stuff my pants with toilet paper ahead of time to catch the cum of course)

Thanks for coming to listen to my story.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i still remember when i used to jack off using like a V-sign because i had no idea how to do it, must have been early middle school or so

 

[shitwolf]

i still remember when i used to jack off using like a V-sign because i had no idea how to do it, must have been early middle school or so

i started in elementary school, because a friend told me, with a closed fist...don't ask me how

 

[Manlet]

I hate gooning

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

i still remember when i used to jack off using like a V-sign because i had no idea how to do it, must have been early middle school or so

I used to do it by spinning my dick around like a helicopter.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Hard to believe it’s been that long.

My go-to photo on the internet back then was some Hispanic chick with amazing bare tits standing next to a waterfall. Wish I could still find it again.

Fully-clothed, I would simply press my erect cock against my grandma’s computer table through my pants until I burst (I usually made sure to stuff my pants with toilet paper ahead of time to catch the cum of course)

Thanks for coming to listen to my story.

also i remember finding my uncle's porn cds and jacking to them once, that was really fucking insane

he had the azlea antistia shower scene on a CD-R labelled "nasty stuff"

 

[Oogger]

Inceldom discussed.

 

[WiZardTheGrAY]

My go-to photo on the internet back then was some Hispanic chick with amazing bare tits standing next to a waterfall. Wish I could still find it again.

Holy shit boyos I think I found it! Those tits and her pose are unmistakable.. it’s just how I remember it back from 1998!! (Btw, her name is Kitana Baker, and her age and career seem to line up too:

Spoiler: 1998 memory

 

[gluttony]

oh my sex

 

[ezio6]

Gooner final boss

 

[Youthpilled]

i've been gooning since 8 or 9 ngl. My female english teacher was my primare source of coomfuel. Imagine if i was a chad, damn... I could've had sex with her like in those shojo doujins

 

[Kimchicel]

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

i still remember when i used to jack off using like a V-sign because i had no idea how to do it, must have been early middle school or so

 

[HaruCel]

Grandmaster gooner

 

[TheCatMan]

Holy shit boyos I think I found it! Those tits and her pose are unmistakable.. it’s just how I remember it back from 1998!! (Btw, her name is Kitana Baker, and her age and career seem to line up too:

Spoiler: 1998 memory

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Ohh very nice

 

[WiZardTheGrAY]

Ohh very nice

Yeah ikr. I would like to get in touch with her somehow and thank her for enabling my sexual awakening as an 11 year old