CHOoseWisely123
Liberty or Death
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- Joined
- Aug 15, 2022
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“THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!”
“But my environment and genetics don’t allow me to receive positive reactions and opportunities, it’s a negative feedback loop!”
“CONSUME HAPPY PRODUCTS!”
“Most of the franchises and products I was emotionally invested in betrayed their core audience to pander to people who don’t even care about the franchise and don’t even resemble me in the slightest!”
“BECOME HAPPY PERSON!”
“Every time I go outside reality slaps me in the face and puts me in my place, don’t you underst-“
“Alrighty Anon, I’m going to have to stop you right there because unfortunately the times up. Let’s meet again shall we? So let’s schedule for (insert date here).”
*walks you out the door*
“Alrighty then Pal, cya next time!”
*closes door*
“Goddamn what a boring conversation, alright who’s the next sucker again? Eh who cares I won’t even bother to remember the details of their problem anyways they still end up paying and coming back anyways.”
“But my environment and genetics don’t allow me to receive positive reactions and opportunities, it’s a negative feedback loop!”
“CONSUME HAPPY PRODUCTS!”
“Most of the franchises and products I was emotionally invested in betrayed their core audience to pander to people who don’t even care about the franchise and don’t even resemble me in the slightest!”
“BECOME HAPPY PERSON!”
“Every time I go outside reality slaps me in the face and puts me in my place, don’t you underst-“
“Alrighty Anon, I’m going to have to stop you right there because unfortunately the times up. Let’s meet again shall we? So let’s schedule for (insert date here).”
*walks you out the door*
“Alrighty then Pal, cya next time!”
*closes door*
“Goddamn what a boring conversation, alright who’s the next sucker again? Eh who cares I won’t even bother to remember the details of their problem anyways they still end up paying and coming back anyways.”