JFL 16 Year-Old LTN Has a Voice That Mogs 99% of Men

[Esoteric7]

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Voice of a chad, face of a fed.

This is a 16-year-old, looking like a guy who definitely has a folder named “homework” with 300GB of suspicious files, school-shooter phenotype, glasses thicker than the Berlin Wall, and the physique of a Victorian child laborer.

Then he opens his mouth.

BOOM.

Out comes a voice so deep it sounds like Batman gargling gravel. His vocal cords didn’t just develop - they got drafted into a Russian gulag and came back sounding like a KGB interrogation tape, while the rest of his body decided to age like milk left in the sun.

The contrast is unreal:

• Face: 16 going on late-30s (looks like he files his own taxes and cries in the shower).
• Voice: Sounds like he’s been chain-smoking since the womb and gargles diesel fuel for breakfast.
• Vibe: The kind of guy who gets “randomly selected” for a TSA pat-down every single time.

This is what happens when nature hands out genetics like a drunk DM rolling dice for a D&D character. His voice is the only positive trait he got before being thrown in the genetic trash bin.

If he ever does snap, the 911 call will just be dispatchers saying, “We already know who it is - his voice is on file from the previous welfare checks.”

 

[DeathSigil]

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Voice of a chad, face of a fed.

This is a 16-year-old, looking like a guy who definitely has a folder named “homework” with 300GB of suspicious files, school-shooter phenotype, glasses thicker than the Berlin Wall, and the physique of a Victorian child laborer.

Then he opens his mouth.

BOOM.

Out comes a voice so deep it sounds like Batman gargling gravel. His vocal cords didn’t just develop - they got drafted into a Russian gulag and came back sounding like a KGB interrogation tape, while the rest of his body decided to age like milk left in the sun.

The contrast is unreal:

• Face: 16 going on late-30s (looks like he files his own taxes and cries in the shower).
• Voice: Sounds like he’s been chain-smoking since the womb and gargles diesel fuel for breakfast.
• Vibe: The kind of guy who gets “randomly selected” for a TSA pat-down every single time.

This is what happens when nature hands out genetics like a drunk DM rolling dice for a D&D character. His voice is the only positive trait he got before being thrown in the genetic trash bin.

If he ever does snap, the 911 call will just be dispatchers saying, “We already know who it is - his voice is on file from the previous welfare checks.”

Foids claim my voice is fake on chatrooms for being ''Too deep'' aswell.

 

[fullofchagrin]

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Voice of a chad, face of a fed.

This is a 16-year-old, looking like a guy who definitely has a folder named “homework” with 300GB of suspicious files, school-shooter phenotype, glasses thicker than the Berlin Wall, and the physique of a Victorian child laborer.

Then he opens his mouth.

BOOM.

Out comes a voice so deep it sounds like Batman gargling gravel. His vocal cords didn’t just develop - they got drafted into a Russian gulag and came back sounding like a KGB interrogation tape, while the rest of his body decided to age like milk left in the sun.

The contrast is unreal:

• Face: 16 going on late-30s (looks like he files his own taxes and cries in the shower).
• Voice: Sounds like he’s been chain-smoking since the womb and gargles diesel fuel for breakfast.
• Vibe: The kind of guy who gets “randomly selected” for a TSA pat-down every single time.

This is what happens when nature hands out genetics like a drunk DM rolling dice for a D&D character. His voice is the only positive trait he got before being thrown in the genetic trash bin.

If he ever does snap, the 911 call will just be dispatchers saying, “We already know who it is - his voice is on file from the previous welfare checks.”

he isn't ltn this is an example of a true volcel he could probably be ltn-mtn if he wanted tho

 

[DreamCoper]

He seems to be hamming it up a bit for the camera but still p deep

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

evolved form of croakmaxxing

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRf1P4YRdtI

 

[Drekavac]

i used to do this when i was younger jfl

 

[GrandWizard_137]

Voicepill

 

[glutty]

Remember that corpsehusband guy with a deep ass voice?