15 signs you're a beta male, told to you by a rostie

[crestfallencel]

10/15 but I didn't watch the video

 

[Copemaxx]

0. the genetics and hormones to give you a proper destiny weren't already placed on you in the womb
1. your bones weren't put in the specific, scientific and geometrically attractive order to make you desirable at both a low and high bodyfat
2. your hair isn't perfectly set at norwood 0 for a very large portion of your adult life
3. you didn't have an active, sport filled childhood along with a high protein, fulfilling diet which contributed to your genetics to give you a robust, tall build
4. you didnt have a socially successful youth with both sexes without trying
5. you didnt excel at academics without trying
6. you didnt have a strong, successful social and family network filling you with confidence and love the day you were born

 

[Deleted member 18193]

not one second

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Just eyemax to become a chad theory?

Nah, it's 'don't have autism, bro'. Part of being autistic is being naturally inclined not to make eye contact with people.

 

[solblue]

not one second

Tbh, I noped out as soon as I heard "This" four seconds in. I have no idea why anyone would take advice from a shitty Youtube video narrated by a FEMALE

 

[TINMAN]

This woman needs to be slapped and/or spanked

 

[zangano1]

I won't watch because it's ovee

 

[MisanthropyInsanity]

Sign you're a beta male: Letting an egotistical cunt tell you why you're a beta male.

 

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