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[Murdoch89]

Until I become 30 then I will be a wizard

However hard to fucking believe I went through my teens and now my 20s of never getting laid

From now on I'm never going to be leaving my flat,I'm just going to LDAR

 

[truecelweeb444]

Grow your beard out and start wearing robes. let me know if you are able to cast spells

 

[Insomniac]

Agepill is brutal. I’ll be 25 soon.

 

[Cuyen]

Agepill is brutal. I’ll be 25 soon.

damn bro I thought you were younger

 

[Insomniac]

damn bro I thought you were younger

I feel younger than that but unfortunately I’m not bro.

 

[Blacktarpill]

damn bro I thought you were younger

Same, i tought he is around 20

 

[Cuyen]

I feel younger than that but unfortunately I’m not bro.

It is truly over for us. agepill is so brutal

Same, i tought he is around 20

Tbh for some reason I feel like he is younger than that

 

[happiless]

Sorry for your birthday. The agepill is horrible

 

[PPEcel]

Take a bottle of vodka, drink as much as you can, and then jack off into it. Then dump the contents onto the head of the first Stacy you see.

 

[Wonder]

Take a bottle of vodka, drink as much as you can, and then jack off into it. Then dump the contents onto the head of the first Stacy you see.

Waste of vodka (assuming he can't drink it all).
EDIT: Early happy birthday / sorry about your birthday I guess.

 

[Izayacel]

Agepill is brutal. I’ll be 25 soon.

 

[Mainländer]

I recently became 30, but since I escortcelled, no wizard powers.

Got go with melee attacks

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I'll turn 30 next year. Horrific thought tbh.

The years feel like they're going by faster and faster, so I'll be a wizard before I know it.

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

Months go by like days when you are depressed and numbed

 

[Michael15651]

Agepill gets to everyone

 

[_wifebeater_]

Months go by like days when you are depressed and numbed

Which is actually a good thing tbh