Venting Youtube comment for a song: "Listening to music is basically like having sex, right?"

[ItsOverMan]

He's saying he enjoyed the song so much it was like having sex.

*cringe*

I say: Yes, if you mean 98% of music slop is about having sex and romance and is aimed at sexhavers.

Read Youtube comments at your peril, especially Youtube comments for music.

 

[literallyretarded]

He's saying he enjoyed the song so much it was like having sex.

*cringe*

I say: Yes, if you mean 98% of music slop is about having sex and romance and is aimed at sexhavers.

Read Youtube comments at your peril, especially Youtube comments for music.

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[Sex-Starved Beast]

I hate when I listen to a song on YouTube and the comments say things like "this feels like falling in love", "this reminds me of my girlfriend", or some story like "this song represents when you're holding your hands under the moonlight and..." Some are not even sexhavers but just simps: "this feel like falling for a girl that you can never get."
...stop dude. It's a synth ambient song. I don't care about your sexhaver or simp ramblings, and stop universalizing your subjective feelings and experiences.

All of these comments are from songs without lyrics, so you can't even say that they are this dumb because of the stupid lyrics.

Will never happen, simp. Just listen to the song and stop daydreaming.

"Life is beautiful", says sexhaver with couple pfp

I can't even get a crappy part-time job, thanks for reminding me of my subhumanity.

Yes, it's lame as hell, yet yours is the top comment.

I didn't need to know that.

 

[superpsycho]

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[ItsOverMan]

I hate when I listen to a song on YouTube and the comments say things like "this feels like falling in love", "this reminds me of my girlfriend", or some story like "this song represents when you're holding your hands under the moonlight and..." Some are not even sexhavers but just simps: "this feel like falling for a girl that you can never get."
...stop dude. It's a synth ambient song. I don't care about your sexhaver or simp ramblings, and stop universalizing your subjective feelings and experiences.

All of these comments are from songs without lyrics, so you can't even say that they are this dumb because of the stupid lyrics.
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Will never happen, simp. Just listen to the song and stop daydreaming.

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"Life is beautiful", says sexhaver with couple pfp

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I can't even get a crappy part-time job, thanks for reminding me of my subhumanity.

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Yes, it's lame as hell, yet yours is the top comment.

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I didn't need to know that.

Haha great examples. Yeah, I hate when people immediately jump to talking about their romance/sex life ("we had passionate and transcendental kissing to this song" ) or when someone says about a song or live performance in the Youtube comments "this was an eargasm" or "this was orgasmic." Ew, dude.

 

[EternalStorm]

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[LeFrenchCel]

Not sure this was the intended sense of the comment

I understand it as "listening to music is something as nice and simple as having sex"