View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4
Katy Perry - California Gurls (Official Music Video) ft. Snoop Dogg
[00:03 intro]
Greetings, brainwashed fools!
Let's take a journey!
[00:07 verse 1]
I - know a place,
where the laws are really stricter!
One - day too young,
and you will have to register!
Snitchin' moralfags!
If you fail to guess her age right! (Exposed!)
She - looks adult!
But you're still labelled a pedophile! (For life!)
[00:38 pre-chorus]
You can travel the wo-orld!
But no place as cucked as the golden coast!
Once you party with u-us,
you'll be sent behind bars!
O a-o-a-o-a-o!
[00:53 chorus]
California cucks, we're insufferable!
Puberty starts four years late here!
We act like age is printed on foreheads!
A-o-a-o-a! Oh, a-o-a-o-a-o!
California cucks, we are denying
reproduction, biology!
Agecuck paradise, now put your hands back!
A-o-a-o-a! Oh, a-o-a-o-a-o!
[01:24 verse 2]
Sex, underage,
is the end of the world to us!
Yet, the same time,
we teach transgenderism in schools!
[01:39 pre-chorus]
You can travel the world,
but no place as cucked as the golden coast!
Once you party with u-us,
you'll be sent behind bars!
O a-o-a-o-a-o!
[01:55 chorus]
California cucks, we're insufferable!
Puberty starts four years late here!
We act like age is printed on foreheads!
A-o-a-o-a! Oh, a-o-a-o-a-o!
California cucks, we are denying
reproduction, biology!
Agecuck paradise, now put your hands back!
A-o-a-o-a! Oh, a-o-a-o-a-o!
[02:25 verse 3 - Snoop Dogg]
In the media, romanticized,
good-looking women far and wide,
wow, wow, from the outside!
But in the darkness, reality hides!
We try hard to imitate Spain,
but one mistake, and you will pay.
Doxxed for the rest of your days.
And your OS doxxes your age!
Is she good looking? I can't tell!
One day too young, and you're mentally ill!
You have to see her ID to know.
Teens are like toddlers, that's how it goes.
They say this is a free country.
Yet she can't consent to intimacy.
It's not her choice, the state decides!
She's not developed until twenty-five!
All the big tech platforms are here,
shutting up whoever disagrees!
Agecuck voices, spread far and wide!
Cuz you're representin' California!
[03:05 chorus]
California cucks, we're insufferable!
Puberty starts four years late here!
We act like age is printed on foreheads!
A-o-a-o-a! Oh, a-o-a-o-a-o!
California cucks, we are denying
reproduction, biology!
Agecuck paradise, now put your hands back!
A-o-a-o-a! Oh, a-o-a-o-a-o!
[03:37 outro]
California, California cucks!
California, California cucks!
[03:40 Snoop Dogg]
California cucks, man!
[03:44 Snoop Dogg]
I really wish you all could be brainwashed!
CC0 1.0 Public Domain - Anyone has full permission to reuse my text. If you can, you are encouraged to produce a vocal cover!
@ANTAGONIST I hope you like it.
Notes
No vocals this time, because I currently don't have the tools to make something comparable to Katy Perry's voice. But I hope you enjoyed it anyway."Now put your hands back!" is a reference to police officers saying "put your hands behind your back", especially in Chris Hansen's shows.
Prolific Agecuck Chris Hansen arrests an 18 year old autist for talking with a 15 year old "child"
This clown wants to make this 18 year old guy, who has less sexual experience than the average 15 year old girl feel like he's le evil heckin' pdf file :soy: This piece of shit shames this man and labels him a "predator" on national television. This guy's life is essentially ruined, i wouldn't...
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"But no place as cucked as the golden coast!", " Yet, the same time" - I had to leave out the words "is" and "at", because I had to work with the syllables available in the song, but the phrase still reads with the same meaning.
"Doxxed for the rest of your days." is a reference to the public sex offender registry, which even includes underage and close-in-age couples who slept with each other.
"And your OS doxxes your age!" is a reference to the recent age verification law.
"All the big tech platforms are here" - see Why mainstream social media is agecucked.
As of 2008, California had spent more money on maintaining the sex offender registry ($59 million) than any other state (source: justicepolicy.org, linked from Psychology Today). I was unable to find more recent statistics.
Ironically, the album of that song is named "Teenage Dream". The teenage dream is sexual intimacy, and even is necessary for a healthy development in men (see Teen love pill - Incel Wiki and responses to Teen love is a cope), yet those who feel ready but are below California's abnormally high arbitrary chronological age of consent don't get to experience it, at least not without severe legal risks.
My other parodies:
The agecuck song! - LASZLO ft. Urlaubsinsel (parody)
Download (because to download means to own): LASZLO ft. Urlaubsinsel - Agecuck (parody song) Lyrics [0:06 preamble] Agecuck, agecuck, I'm such an agecuck! Agecuck, agecuck, I'm such an agecuck! Agecuck, agecuck, I'm such an agecuck! Agecuck, agecuck, I'm such an agecuck! [0:16 preamble]...
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Ain't your Papa! - response to "Ain't Your Mama" by Jennifer Lopez.
Response to Jennifer Lopez' misandrist propaganda song. View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgmx7z49OEk Jennifer Lopez - Ain't Your Mama (Official Video) I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama I ain't gon' fix your computer, I ain't your papa. I ain't gon' do your laundry, I...
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Related threads and articles:
- Justin Trudeau gets agecucked with Katy Perry.
- California is the worst place for incels
- Why mainstream social media is agecucked.
- 17 year old "children"? United Nations confesses political manipulation of "child" definition | Human Stupidity: Irrationality, Self Deception
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