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Theory Your smv equals your height multiplied by face

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Basically height and face are both important parts of the equation. If your height is 0 (below 5’10) then no face gonna save you, and your smv is zero and vice versa
 
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water is wet
 
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if your height is 0 then your face * height is 0 :lul:

so over for zac efron bro
 
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um no sweetie.

Face > Skin > Race > Status > Money > Horoscope sign > Height.
 
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Multiplied by 0 if you're ethnic.
 
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Speedloader said:
Basically height and face are both important parts of the equation. If your height is 0 (below 5’10) then no face gonna save you, and your smv is zero and vice versa
High iq
tehgymcel420 said:
Multiplied by 0 if you're ethnic.
Low iq
 
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HumbleandWise said:
um no sweetie.

Face > Skin > Race > Status > Money > Horoscope sign > Height.
:bluepill::bluepill::bluepill:
tehgymcel420 said:
Multiplied by 0 if you're ethnic.
yes cause of racist foids
 
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Speedloader said:
Basically height and face are both important parts of the equation. If your height is 0 (below 5’10) then no face gonna save you, and your smv is zero and vice versa
high iq
 
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what about your personality? :soy:
 
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Arabcel9 said:
water is wet
Yet when I say it. All the tallcels get offended:feelskek:
 
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tehgymcel420 said:
Keep crying
Ethnics and manlets are the most oppressed
 
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Italian Incel said:
yes cause of racist foids
 
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erenyeager said:
Yet when I say it. All the tallcels get offended:feelskek:
tallcels are fakecels
 
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kanyepilled said:
if your height is 0 then your face * height is 0 :lul:

so over for zac efron bro
:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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tehgymcel420 said:
Multiplied by 0 if you're ethnic.
true
That’s why I’m here and so are all the other poor ethnics
 

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